Cheerleader Signs Kids Balls
By Juice Staff
Her name is Holly. She used to be a Cincinnatti Bengals cheerleader and is now the talk of the town in Columbus, OH., home of the arena football’s Columbus Destroyers.
When this bombshell takes the field, drunks fans begin to chant her name. After games, fans of all ages line up to get her autograph. She is truly a sensation according to one unnamed sportswriter. [NFLcheerblog]
Holly has chosen not to return to Bengal’s camp because of all the thug drama there. She said Chad Johnson is too much of a pussy and Marvin Lewis has zero control over the team. Damn, no Holly didn’t! She really didn’t. But she would be a whole lot cooler if she did throw down that commentary. No?
Topics: NFL Cheerleaders |
Warner vs. Leinart vs. ‘The Dirty’
By Juice Staff
Given the offseason “Matt Leinart Beer Bong Fiasco“, coupled with Kurt Warner demanding the starting job, the quarterback debate in Arizona is on. Let’s take a moment to examine the candidates: Matt Leinart, Kurt Warner, and of course, Nik Richie (Credited with exposing Bong-Gate)
First up, Matty Leinart:
You learn from things like that. You learn life lessons and learn from your mistakes. Yeah, it is hard to trust anybody when you are in a position like I am in – a position like all these guys are in when you are a professional athlete. Your circle kind of gets closer, tighter around you and that is not necessarily a bad thing.
Kurt’s take:
Had he accomplished a lot in the NFL, it’s just another picture of a guy having a good time and people forget about it. Sometimes you learn the hard way, as a lot of guys have. When you haven’t done a whole lot on the field and a lot of people are counting on you, they blow little things into huge things. And it’s going to continue to hang over your head until you cross that barrier of success. These things are going to continue to hang on his head every bad game he has.
And from TheDirty.com’s Nik Richie
Matt cares more about his D-List celebrity friends from Hollywood than his teammates- FACT! (Notice how he always wears the same clothes on Hollywood game day.) The world is waiting for him to ditch his Douche Bags buddies and the REFUND Gap chested ladies and JUST PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
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Topics: NFL rumors |
Obama Gets Steelers Nomination
By Juice Staff
Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney said that Obama is the only candidate he as ever endorsed- other than his son Jim, who ran for Senate of Pennsylvania. He appeared with Obama supporters at the Salsa Cafe in Wheeling Thursday.
Said Rooney about the Tony Dungy look-alike candidate:
He has integrity and is motivated to bringing young people into the process. You get a chance once in every 50 years to elect someone with the leadership of Barack Obama.
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Topics: 2008 Presidential Race |
Birthday Ballers (Puffy Edition)
By Juice Staff
Chris Hovan (30)
Hovan played his high school football at St. Ignatius High School in Cleveland, Ohio. During his career he earned many honors and awards including an honorable mention All-American by USA Today, and All-City and All-State by the Cleveland Plain Dealer. He finished his high school career with a school record 28 career sacks. He also played lacrosse, earning All-State recognition. [wikipedia]
Mark Furrey (31)
Steve Smith (29)
Topics: NFL rumors |
Romo Butchers Wrigley, Harry Caray’s Pissed
By Juice Staff
Tony Romo sang “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” Sunday at Wrigley Field. So how did he do? Let’s check with the American Idol judges, Randy, Paula, and Simon.
First up, Randy Jackson: ”How you doin dog? Ha Ha. Um, it wasn’t for me. Yo, it was pitchy. Yeah (shakes head as if to say no) “
Next Paula: ”I just love you. You’re…so….real….and…..your heart……is…..there….I wake up…..every day…..and just…..love…..you…..and…..thats why you’re…so….you”
And Simon (English Accent): “It was ghastly, Tony. At this point in the competition, choosing the right song is absolutely necessary. Sorry, it wasn’t good enough.”
Topics: Player Sighting |
Mother’s Day Tribute (Pregnant Beauty Mix)
By Juice Staff
The United States celebrates Mother’s Day on the second Sunday in May. In the United States, Mother’s Day was loosely inspired by the British day and was imported by social activist Julia Ward Howe after the American Civil War. However, it was intended as a call to unite women against war. In 1870, she wrote the Mother’s Day Proclamation as a call for peace and disarmament. Howe failed in her attempt to get formal recognition of a Mother’s Day for Peace.
Her idea was influenced by Ann Jarvis, a young Appalachian homemaker who, starting in 1858, had attempted to improve sanitation through what she called Mothers’ Work Days. She organized women throughout the Civil War to work for better sanitary conditions for both sides, and in 1868 she began work to reconcile Union and Confederate neighbors. [wikipedia]
This video is a celebration of the beauty that is….motherhood. Don’t be mad at us, we found it on an old granny’s blog. Happy Mother’s Day. PS- The second half of this video is anime-weird.
Topics: Mother's Day |
The Decline of Sam Keller
By Juice Staff
Sam Keller was a high school prodigy quarterback heavily recruited by ASU. His college career started off with numbers that promised his future in the NFL. Suddenly, his job at ASU was given to another quarterback for “various reasons”, and Sam transferred to Nebraska. At Nebraska, the team went 5-7. At the combine, Sam looked below average. Today, he is trying desperately to make an NFL team.
On Saturday, Sammy was in Raider-ville for a three-day tryout. The report….again not good. Last week he was in Tampa Bay for a tryout. [ContraCostaTimes]
Bottom line, this kid should begin looking for a job in sales, insurance, and/or high school coaching. Where did Sam go wrong? We suspect his personality and ego may have gotten the best of his natural talent.
Topics: 2008 NFL Draft, 2008 NFL Free Agency |
Birthday Ballers (BFF Edition)
By Juice Staff
Matt Leinart (25)
Leinart was considered one of the top NFL prospects of the 2005 NFL Draft class. Standing 6′5″ (1.96 m) and weighing 225pounds (100 kg), this left-handed thrower has the prototypical size for a quarterback. And while much of his success has been predicated on the high level of talent that USC head coach Pete Carroll surrounded Leinart with (as well as the schemes of former Trojans offensive coordinator Norm Chow), Leinart has a very accurate arm, and, perhaps more importantly, he possesses rare football intelligence along with outstanding decision-making and leadership skills; however, has mediocre to average arm strength. [wikipedia]
Steve Bono (46)
Topics: NFL rumors |
Random Pic of the Day
By Juice Staff
Miss Canada sure is pretty. Smiling up there in her bikini, feeling like a queen, looking like a queen. Hair just right, make-up perfect, camel toe secured.
Although this pic is non NFL-related, it is of value. Camel toes go unnoticed everyday in this country and around the world. Isn’t it time we start to appreciate the toe?
Topics: Random Pic of the Day |
Jets Safety Loses Another
By Juice Staff
The older brother of New York Jets safety Abram Elam was fatally shot, the third sibling in the family to die by gunfire since 1987.
Riviera Beach police officers were called to the scene of a shooting at about 12:35 p.m. Friday, and found Donald Charles Elam shot in the lower back, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office news release.
Donald Elam, 33, was taken to a hospital and later pronounced dead. [Yahoo]
Thoughts and prayers from the Juice. Damn.
Topics: NFL Gossip |
Birthday Ballers (Sunscreen Edition)
By Juice Staff
Pat Summerall (78)
Summerall spent 10 years as a professional football player in the National Football League, primarily as a placekicker. TheDetroit Lions drafted Summerall as a fourth-round draft choice in 1952. Summerall played the pre-season with the Lions before breaking his arm, which ended the year for him. After that season, he was traded and went on to play for the Chicago Cardinalsfrom 1953 to 1957 and the New York Giants from 1958 to 1961. [Wikipedia]
Jim Zorn (55)
Topics: Birthday Ballers |
Todays Top Stories
By Juice Staff
TOP STORIES FROM OTHER BLOGS
Shaq Exposed [TheDirty]
Jamar Hornsby Stays Classy [Deadspin]
Benson Video Surfaces [TheBigLead]
Fictional Cheerleading Bio [Kissingsuzykolber]
Ridiculous UCLA fan [Bustedcoverage]
TOP STORIES FROM YAHOO….
- Judge: Vick must repay bank over $2.4M
- Browns LB McGinest to retire after 2008
- Walsh sent NFL 8 tapes, but not of Rams
- RB Rhodes signs deal to return to Colts
- Reid’s son admits bringing drugs to jail
- DT Haynesworth to miss Titans’ minicamp
- Giants give LT Diehl 2-year extension
Topics: Top Stories |
Separated at Birth (Punk Foo Edition)
By Juice Staff
(Left) Ashton Kutcher
(Middle) Brodie Croyle
(Right) Dave Grohl
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Topics: Separated at Birth |
Random Pic of the Day
By Juice Staff
This pic has no NFL significance. It’s not a hot chick either. But it is Friday, and that makes this pic special. So eat it up, bitches.
Topics: Random Pic of the Day |
Judge to Vick: Pay Up, Son
By Juice Staff
A federal judge told quarterback Michael Vick to repay more than $2.4 million to a Canadian bank for defaulting on a loan….plus $499 in interest per day, starting Sept. 19, 2007, and the bank’s attorneys’ fees and costs of $11,950 plus interest.
The Royal Bank of Canada sued Vick in September, arguing his guilty plea to a federal dogfighting charge—and the resulting impact on his career— prevented him from repaying the loan.
Vick is serving a 23-month prison sentence at the U.S. penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kan., after pleading guilty last year to bankrolling a dogfighting ring. He was subsequently suspended indefinitely without pay and lost all his major sponsors, including Nike. He also faces state charges related to dogfighting.
We recommend the Snoop Dogg song, Murder was the Case, be played as you read this post. Try it if you have the song. Then let us know it’s dramatic effect on reading this post.
Topics: NFL Arrests |