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Morning Wood with Gator Girl

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Meet Brittany Godwin. She’s lives in Iverness, FL with her Uncle Bob. Actually, we made the Bob part up. She’s 5′8 and loves the Gators.
Brit was contacted by our Morning Wood coordinator to present today’s biggest stories from around the football world. She’s very excited and wants all of you to […]

Morning Wood with E-Mac

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Welcome to the Wednesday edition of Morning Wood, with special guest presenter Erin, or “E-Mac” as we call he around the office.  E-Mac is a University of Central Florida student whose occupation on her Myspace page is, “full-time bum”.   Her favorite books include “The Tipping Points” and “all of the Harry Potter books.”  Favorite website?  Yours […]

Morning Wood with Diora Baird

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Good Tuesday, Mate.  Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie.  We should probably introduce you to “D”, full name Diora Baird.  She’s from Miami and enjoys reading NFLJuice.com.  As usual,  Maxim “discovered” her, and now we’ll “make” her.  That’s how it works in this business.   
Anyway, looks like our boy Jeremy Shockey is out for […]

Morning Wood With Ben-Gal 99

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Monday!  Yes!  Don’t you love Mondays?  You’ve got your whole week ahead of you, another chance to make a difference at work.  Maybe this week you talk that guy at work that’s been bothering you, straighten out your differences.  Or, how about that hotty in accounting?  Maybe today’s the day you get up the courage […]

Morning Wood With These Two Trouble Makers

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Happy Saturday and welcome to the Morning Wood Show.  With us today is…….Hey!  Stop it, you two.  Jenny, the blonde, keeps putting Candace, the brunette, into some twisted Ju-jutsu position.  Can’t we all just get along?  Or, can’t “we”, meaning “The Juice”, get positioned somewhere in the middle of this entanglement?   These two are supposed […]

Morning Wood With Her

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Friday is here finally, Juiceheads.  And of course,  that means another solid weekend of football, cold beer, and Bodog Bets. Why Bodog?  With Bodog,  you can trust your money and you WILL get paid- first hand knowledge.
You can bet here all weekend by clicking any of our Bodog banners.  Then deposit a few bucks and […]

Morning Wood with the Jets Girls

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Apparently the Jets Cheerleaders hired Marc Echo to design a “Flight Crew” look.  These pictures were taken at a Jets rally from last week and can be seen at the Pro Cheerleading blog.  Do these costumes work for you?   The girls are decent, but the girl scout hats are gay.  Effort B,  Achievement low […]

Morning Wood with “Beethoff Mah-Tureal”

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

In Crotia, Nikolina Pisek is known as supreme “Beethoff Mah-Tureal”, translated to “Beat-off Material” in English.  She’s not much of a football fan, but making our Morning Wood post today definitely made her day, according to a text message from her publicist,  Janko.  
So, how about today’s Top Stories?  Ed Hochuli is very apologetic, and an […]

Morning Wood With Mary Beth

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

First things first.  WTF happened last night?  Could every game be this exciting?  In a game full of superstars and hams, this one went down to the wire!  Here’s what we learned from last nights game.
The Eagles play very physical on defense.  The Jessi-curse is back on, as Romo looked decent but not great.   […]

Morning Wood with Claudio’s Colt 45’s

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Meet Claudio Verela.  She’ll be presenting this Monday’s edition of Morning Wood.  Why?  Because she asked us through an email, and after reviewing her pics, this one specifially, we agreed to allow her the honor.
Week two is in the books…almost, and we saw some pretty tight action.  Denver played will gigantic balls yesterday against the Chargers. […]

Morning Wood With Buctastic Babydoll

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Happy Friday and welcome to another special edition of Morning Wood. This is the time of day when you get to appreciate a beautiful young lady, while getting caught up on what’s hot around the NFL today.  
What a day we’ve got planned for you!   Jeff Garcia and Chucky are fighting, T.O. is talking big smack […]

Morning Wood With Lucky Number 69

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Good Morning.  Good to see you.  
Quick question:  ’Old Man River’(pictured above),  is either a fan of Ravens Practice Squad Defensive Tackle,  J’Vonne Parker, or an old guy that really likes the number 69.  Which one is it?  Based on where his right hand is, we’re gonna go with……..
So, 2008 is really shaping to be a […]