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Thursday, July 24th, 2008Sweeeeet Caroline- Dun Dun Dun.
Guess where Caroline Trentini is from? Surprise, surprise. This biscuit is from Brazil, because that’s where hotness grows. She was discovered at age 13 by the same agent who scouted Tom Brady’s supermodel girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen.
She had a topless photoshoot in a freezer surrounded by meat for Vogue and she became […]
Morning Wood With Stacy Keibler’s Perfect Junk
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Meet Stacy Keibler…again. She’s been on the Juice before for assingly obvious reason.
After attending the Catholic High School of Baltimore, she attended Towson University, where she studied mass communication. She attended the University on a partial-scholarship and had a 3.7 grade point average (GPA). She also had minor parts in movies such as Pecker and Liberty Heights, as well as small modeling jobs. During this time, […]
Morning Wood with Denise “Bra Buster” Milani
Monday, July 21st, 2008Monday mornings are sometimes called Mammary Mondays… Segway to this ‘juggly’ beast.
Known to many as “the new queen of eroticism,” Denise Milani is quickly becoming one of the world’s most sought-after glamour models.
We especially like this pic because her wrap-around top is like a dam holding back a tsunami. Any minute now, that bad […]
Todays Top Stories With Laura Vandervoort
Saturday, July 19th, 2008Meet Canadian born Laura Vandervoort, since 1984.
She is pleased to announce the Top Stories this Saturday. She’s also pleased to be pull on her bikini bottom….just for you, big guy. Yeah you.
In 2007, she joined the seventh season cast of Smallville as Kara Zor-El aka Kara Kent aka Supergirl, Clark Kent’s Kryptonian cousin, and also appeared in the film The Lookout.
She appeared […]
Todays Top Stories (Find Brett?)
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
It’s another hot Summer day. As a treat to our Juiceheads, we thought this refreshing picture might cool you off.
Welcome to Sichuan, China, where public pools have no capacity restrictions. Thousands of swimmers come here every day, all with tubes, ready to float in place.
Guess who’s in this pool? Yup, Brett is. And […]
Todays Top Stories, Aloha
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
In an attempt to not talk about “Burt Favor” for a change, we’re gonna post a pic of Colt Brennan, who just signed a deal with the Skins. This of course means one thing, new surfboards for everyone. Mahalo.
The Heisman Trophy finalist from Hawaii will compete for the No. 3 quarterback job behind Jason Cambpell […]
Todays Top Stories (Presented By This Contest)
Monday, July 14th, 2008Who would’ve thought that a Brazilian bikini contest could host the NFLJuice Top Stories? Well, it…just…happened. And yes, Brazil is the world’s gift for mucho bueno round azz- and ju-jujutsu, which isn’t as important. Spanky time. (Note: We had to replace that automatic playing video, because it was autoplay annoying) Thanks, bye.
July 14, 2008
The […]
Top Stories Today (Rooneys, Zendejas, and Brett)
Friday, July 11th, 2008We’d like you all to meet Theresa “Cupcake” Correa, 23, from Tampa…we think. She’ll be presenting todays headlines. Be nice, no whistling or yelling profanities. She’s a good girl and is really just looking to cuddle.
Happy Friday and remember, if you really care about us, you’ll buy our shirts.
July 11, 2008
HEADLINES
• Rooneys could lose majority […]
Tuesdays Top Stories (Presented by Jessica Canizales)
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008We know what your thinking. Who dis? Right? It’s Jessica, betch.
Born in Brazil and raised in Florida, Jessica Canizales discovered early on that she possessed the kind of looks that makes most men stop and stare. She is a model. That’s all we know. Oh….and she wears protective white t-shirts while swimming.
HEADLINES
• Over $12M in debt, […]
Monday Madness
Monday, July 7th, 2008HEADLINES
Monday, July 7, 2008
• Ex-Chargers safety Kiel, 27, killed in car crash
• Bills, DT agree on three-year, $14.5M extension
• Longtime CFL exec Ackles, 69, dies in Canada
• Bears, 2nd-round RB Forte agree to 4-year deal
• Favre on return: ‘It’s all rumor’
• QB Ryan: Rookie deal issue ‘understandable’
• Ex-Charger Foley settles suit with police officer
• Pats release DB Andrews one day after arrest
• Judge declares […]
Today’s Top Stories (Dedicated to Terrence Kiel)
Saturday, July 5th, 2008• Ex-Chargers safety Kiel, 27, killed in car crash
• Favre on return: ‘It’s all rumor’
• Bills, DT agree on three-year, $14.5M extension
• Bears, 2nd-round RB Forte agree to 4-year deal
• QB Ryan: Rookie deal issue ‘understandable’
• Pats release DB Andrews one day after arrest
• Ex-Charger Foley settles suit with police officer
• Judge declares mistrial for former Bengals WR
• Titans bring back starting RT with […]
Madden to Favre: Unbreak My Heart
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
Headlines for Thursday, July 3, 2008
• Favre on return: ‘It’s all rumor’ | Just go away [Fox Sports]
• Bears, 2nd-round RB Forte agree to 4-year deal
• QB Ryan: Rookie deal issue ‘understandable’
• Pats release DB Andrews one day after arrest
• Ex-Charger Foley settles suit with police officer
• Judge declares mistrial for former Bengals WR
• Titans bring back starting RT with multiyear deal
• Browns’ Jurevicius has […]
Wednesday’s Top Stories
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008HEADLINES
• QB Ryan: Rookie deal issue ‘understandable’
• Pats release DB Andrews one day after arrest
• Judge declares mistrial for former Bengals WR
• Titans bring back starting RT with multiyear deal
• Browns’ Jurevicius has second knee surgery
• Despite ignorance plea, Ravens DB cited for pot
• Steelers cut RB Davenport after trade talks fail
• RB Kevin Jones works out for four NFL teams
• Goodell on lucrative […]
Tuesdays Top Stories, Willie Again
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008HEADLINES
• Pats’ Andrews arrested for assaulting girlfriend
• Titans bring back starting RT with multiyear deal
• Despite ignorance plea, Ravens DB cited for pot
• Steelers cut RB Davenport after trade talks fail
• RB Kevin Jones works out for four NFL teams
• Goodell on lucrative rookie payouts: ‘Ridiculous’
• Bills’ Lynch: I was driving SUV that hit woman
• Judge sets bail for man held in Walker […]
Monday Madness!
Monday, June 30th, 2008• Steelers cut RB Davenport after trade talks fail
• Mistaken identity gets Raven CB blamed for pot
• RB Kevin Jones works out for four NFL teams
• Goodell on lucrative rookie payouts: ‘Ridiculous’
• Bills’ Lynch: I was driving SUV that hit woman
• Judge sets bail for man held in Walker robbery
• Off to Toronto? Goodell thinks Bills will stay put
• To the birds: Ravens […]