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Monday, June 23rd, 2008We’re gonna get lynched for this because this may be our worst “Separated at Birth” ever. But, nonetheless, we see a resemblance in these two southern good ole boys. Do you? Were Ricky Bobby and Brett Favre, in fact, separated at birth?
Alright, that one sucked. Two laps, fifty pushup, and one electric, self-inflicted wedgy for […]
Separated at Birth (Gonzo-Berryman Brothers)
Friday, May 30th, 2008(Left) Anthony Gonzalez
Gonzalez played at Ohio State and was selected with the 32nd pick of the first round in the 2007 NFL draft by the Indianapolis Colts.
(Right) Michael Berryman
He is famous for having a unique physical appearance, the result of Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia, a rare genetic condition which prevents him from developing hair, sweat glands, fingernails, or teeth. […]
Separated at Birth (Old School-Spygate)
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008(Left) Mitch Martin: Old School character known as “The Godfather.” Holds a job as a real estate lawyer. His love interest is Nicole. Mitch comes back from a business trip early and is shocked to find out that his girlfriend Heidi takes part in orgies with a variety of people. She claims it’s purely sexual but nevertheless […]
Separated at Birth (Whoopi-Peterson Edition)
Sunday, May 18th, 2008(Left) Adrian Peterson-Goldberg
Chicago Bears Running Back. He is the younger brother of Jacksonville Jaguars linebacker Mike Peterson. He is also related to Freddie Solomon, who played for the Miami Dolphins and San Francisco 49ers. He performs community work in his spare time, and hosts an annual free youth football camp. Additionally, Peterson, who has a speech impediment, volunteers his spare time to help […]
Separated at Birth (’I Got Worms’ Edition)
Thursday, May 15th, 2008(Left) Lloyd Christmas
Lloyd is an illiterate, good-hearted (though at times mischievous) man who has apparently been fired from several jobs due to his lack of intelligence and his unwillingness to work “40 hours a week”, the most recent of which is working for a limo company. He melodramatically falls in love with Mary while driving […]
Separated at Birth (Punk Foo Edition)
Friday, May 9th, 2008(Left) Ashton Kutcher
(Middle) Brodie Croyle
(Right) Dave Grohl
Brodie Croyle looks more like….
Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters) (58%, 189 Votes)
Ashton Kutcher (Horrible Actor) (42%, 136 Votes)
Total Voters: 325
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Separated at Birth (Romo-Pyle Edition)
Thursday, May 8th, 2008(Left) Gomer Pyle
Gomer Pyle was a good-natured, naive country-boy, characterized by his childlike innocence and his pronounced accent. He originally lived in the fictional town of Mayberry and worked at Wally’s Filling Station (the town’s service station) where he took up residence in the back room. Wide-eyed and slack jawed, Gomer provided much of the […]
Separated at Birth?
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008(left) Marshawn - He was drafted by the Bills in the first round (12th overall) of the 2007 NFL Draft. Lynch was the Bills first 1,000 yard rookie rusher since Greg Bell in 1984.[1] He finished the season with 1,115 total rushing yards and seven touchdowns. He also passed for a touchdown. […]
Separated at Birth (Tomlin Twins)
Thursday, April 17th, 2008(left) Mike Tomlin- Tomlin never played in the NFL, but worked hard, climbed the ranks and became the Steelers head coach on January 22, 2007.
(right) Omar Epps- Before he started acting, he belonged to a rap group called Wolfpak which he formed with his brother in 1991. Wolfpak in da house!
Separated at Birth?
Friday, April 11th, 2008(Left) Jon: Current quarterback of the Detroit Lions.
(Right) Bobby: He is the 14-year old only child of Hank and Peggy Hill. Overweight, short, lacking strength and a late bloomer, Bobby is not suited for sports, nor is he useful with his hands (though he is a gifted marksman), making him a comic foil to his […]
Separated at Birth?
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008(Left) David Hasselhoff- The “Hoff” is best known for the inspiring video showing him shirtless, lying on the floor, drunkenly trying to focus on a Wendy’s hamburger in a Las Vegas hotel room.
(Right) Dan Marino- Marino is best known for being featured in advertisement campaigns for Hooters and NutriSystem weight loss programs. He is also known for his breakdown on […]
Separated at Birth?
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008While we’re on the subject of Chris Henry, we decided to do a little in-depth research into his background. Strangely, we discovered that Chris is, in fact, related to a Siamese cat named Carl Henry.
(left) Carl Henry, a siamese cat- The Siamese is one of the first distinctly recognized breeds of Oriental cat. The exact […]
Separated at Birth (Jones Brothers)
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008Which Jones brother is better looking?
Yoda (89%, 550 Votes)
Jerry (11%, 65 Votes)
Total Voters: 615
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Separated at Birth
Monday, March 31st, 2008Joe Thomas- Offensive tackle for the Cleveland Browns
Chris Farley- Actor/ Comedian (1964-1997)
Long live Farley. Click for JoJo the circus boy.
Separated at Birth
Friday, March 28th, 2008Happy Friday, Juiceheads.
Today’s Study: NFL Journeyman QB Aaron Brooks and actor/comedian Martin Lawrence.
Martin, unlike Aaron, denies being a cousin to NFL convict Mike Vick. Aaron, unlike Martin, owns the biggest comeback in Virginia history when his Cavaliers were down 29-7 at half against Virginia Tech. The Martin look-alike led his squad to a 36-32 victory.