Quote of the Day

Dominic Rhodes, Oakland, and Career Suicide

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Colts RB Dominic Rhodes knows that going to Oakland means one thing:  Career suicide.  When he was recently asked how he survived last year in “the Oaktown”, he said:
 ”Most people say that when you’re ready to end your career, you go to Oakland. I took it as a learning experience. Please believe I was upset […]

Theismann is Right, We Think

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Joe Theismann was never really our “preferred commentator” for NFL games.  His knowledge of the game was obviously good, but his articulation and voice tone were bunk.  Despite Joe’s high-pitched “balls tied up” voice”, he does make good points from time to time.  Like what he said on Fox Sports Radio recently: 
Former NFL QB Joe […]

“Yes-Man” of the Day

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

 
 
It sure is refreshing to hear an NFL player answer questions the way Tom Brady did after practice yesterday.  His responses were a stark contrast to what you might hear from say…Ocho Cinco or even Bretty.  
After practice yesterday, Tom Brady was asked if he’s underpaid. “I don’t ever feel that way, not at all,” […]

Shanahan: We Will Make The Playoffs!

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Head Coach Mike Shanahan appeared on FM 104.3 The Fan in Denver Friday morning and said, emphatically, “We will not miss the playoffs.” Not only did he assure fans that the Broncos were playoff-bound, but he went on to say (paraphrasing), “We will do something special once we’re there.”
[Bronco Talk]
Juice:  Interesting…something’s going down in Denver.  And,  Mike […]

Quote of the Douche (Bradshaw, Roids, Healing)

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw was a machine back in the day.  Now, the mildly neurotic NFL analyst is coming forward with a major admittance.  
In a radio interview with Dan Patrick last week, Terry admitted that he used steroids during the 1970s, when he was leading the Pittsburgh Steelers to four Super Bowl titles.
Bradshaw indicated that […]

Bobby Ross: Barry Never Loved the Game

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Former Detroit Lions coach Bobby Ross, 71, speaking at Beyond the Scoreboard Champions of Character Awards Dinner Tuesday at the Emmet County Fairgrounds Community Building… [Source]
I don’t know if Barry really loved the game, but he worked hard at it,” Ross said. “He did what he was supposed to do. I always wanted him to […]

Haynes: Benson Was A Lazy Ass

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

 

Michael Haynes, the 14th pick in the 2003 draft, was visiting with landscape designers Friday afternoon when a visitor arrived. Among the topics of discussion, the possibility of going with zoysia grass at his 10-acre estate. Such are the decisions he’s facing in building a life after football with a new family and entering the […]

Quote of the Douche (We’re Not Shocked)

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Recently at a promotional appearance at Flushing Meadows Corona Park,  Jeremy Shockey said…
The statement I would like to make about the Giants and the speculation in the offseason is that whatever happens between the upper management, lower management, the owners, any management, is going to (stay) between ourselves…..Unlike the Giants, I am going to be quiet. […]

Quote of the Douche (By Terrell Owens)

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

 
Terrell Owens once said that Bill Parcells is like his grandmother.  The hate-hate relationship they have still lives strong today.  Said T.O. about the whole Jason Taylor “Dancing With The Gays”  fiasco in Miami….
What Jason was doing was beneficial for him.  It’s not football-related, it has to do with his personal life. Coach Parcells is way […]

Quote of the Douche (Black Rain Man Edition)

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Chad Johnson must have an undiagnosed mental condition, like a mix between Rain Man and Tyler Durden (Fight Club).  Emotionally disturbed, severely indecisive, and definitely in a world of his own. 

Six weeks after proclaiming he would not report to any Cincinnati Bengals activities, he seems to have had a change of heart.  Yesterday, he told ESPN The […]

Quote of the Day (Jason Has New Fans)

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

There are a lot of people now who are Dolphins fans because of the show (Dancing With The Stars), and have no idea what I did or who the Miami Dolphins were.  For 25 million people to see me twice a week and be announced as the Man of the Year and be a Miami […]

Quote of the Day (Vince Young)

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Young was named NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year and was beginning to feel the heat.  He was overwhelmed with his new found fame.  Many reports surfaced recently stating that Vince almost quit after one season.  This was never the case according to Vince.
I was never going to quit football,” Young said Thursday during […]