NFL Rules
NFL Code of Conduct
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Roger Goodell and his cronies would like you be safe, comfortable, and happy at NFL games this season. So, they’ve created the new FAN CODE for the NFL.
Get out of line, and your ass is grass. Even worse, you could lose your tickets to future games. Teams can tweak the code to fit their […]
Woodson The Winemaker, Pacman- Not So Much
Sunday, July 20th, 2008Charles Woodson has created him own private labeled wine, aptly entitled “Twenty-Four”.
The Woodson special sauce was on display Friday evening at the Chop House in Ann Arbor, along with an official release and tasting. A portion of the reservation cost went to benefit Mott Children’s Hospital.
After he did an interview about his passion for wine […]
Orton Not Selected For Gay Ads
Friday, July 18th, 2008
When Browns quarterback, Brady Quinn, found out that his picture was being used for gay “M4M” ads, he was likely pissed. So pissed that he called his attorney to take action.
TMZ reported that Brady Quinn’s attorney filed a cease-and-desist demand with a gay-dating website that’s using a shirtless photo of the Browns quarterback in a promotional ad. […]
NFL Gang Signs Reviewed
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008Hand signals captured on videotape are once again being scrutinized around the NFL. Only this time, it’s not the New England Patriots studying them for a competitive advantage, but league officials in search of a more sinister message.
The NFL, concerned that some players might celebrate by flashing the hand signals of street gangs, has hired […]
Viagra May Help Performance….On The Field
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
The World Anti-Doping Agency is trying to determine if Viagra can be used to cheat in the Olympics.
Major League Baseball and the National Football League will also try to determine if the erectile-dysfunction drug aids training and improves performance.
“As we do on a regular basis, we will review and consider new substances that are recommended for further discussion by our […]
NFL Rule Changes: Facemask or Gay Mask?
Monday, June 9th, 2008Single-bar facemasks are banned, according to Scott Player, pictured above.
Citing safety, league spokesman Greg Aiello explained yesterday that Scott Player, the guy who prefers the old school helmet facemask, can still wear a single-bar facemask, but it must be secured on the helmet with at least two screws on each side as required by manufacturer’s warranty. […]
NFL Roid Dealer Speaks, Carrot Top Jacked
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
A convicted steroids dealer, David Jacobs, met with NFL security officials in the Dallas area Wednesday and gave them names of players he said bought steroids from him, his lawyer said.
His lawyer, Hank Hockeimer (real name), declined to rat reveal which players bought steroids from Jacobs.
Read full story here
In a non-related story, Carrot Top is […]
NFL Long Hairs Report
Monday, May 19th, 2008When NFL owners gather in Atlanta on Tuesday, one item on the agenda is the reintroduction of the Kansas City Chiefs’ proposal that would prohibit players’ hair from going over the name or number on the back of their jersey.
Mainly, players who might have been initially upset now realize the proposal wouldn’t require them to […]
NFL Rule Changes
Friday, February 22nd, 20082 Rules are currently under review:
1. Re-seed the playoffs to allow teams with better records to get better seeds, regardless of who won the division
2. Allow a defensive player to have radio communication, like the QB on offense (with the green dot on his dome)
[SOURCE: Yahoo Sports] [Pic: RHUBE]
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Rule 2 is a no-brainer as it […]