NFL idiots

Crouching Cooley, Hidden Vagina

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

 
Redskins TE Christine Cooley has a blog, and is a part time contributor to Shutdown Corner’s blog. Today, Chris is upset.  He can’t understand why players get a month off before camp starts.  Said the disgruntled player:
It’s like, bust your ass to get in shape, now take a month off. I mean, if you’re not […]

Player Sighting: A Falling Star

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Jeremy Shockey was recently spotted at a club in New Jersey with a dirty little biscuit.  This really wouldn’t be an incriminating picture if…..HE DIDN’T LOOK LIKE HE JUST PULLED ONE OFF OF THE TWO FOOTER.
Shockey looks blazed here and it’s not good.  He’s on the trade block and teams are skeptical of his durability and character.  Weed or Alcohol?

Jeremy […]

T.O. to Internet: Take Down My Porn Shots

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

According to TMZ, Terrell Owens is pissed about appearing in a Bangbros porn advertisement. According to his lawyers, it was against his consent and he was not aware of the circumstances.
This story, like Leinart Bonggate, was made famous by the Dirty.
Note: If you’re in South Beach, and you see naked chicks, video cameras, and […]

Player Sighting: Jeff Reed is “Malibu’s Most Wanted”

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

 
 It’s “Thirsty Thursday’s” at a local minor league baseball stadium somewhere.  Beers and women, come cheap and easy.  Thats where our friends at Busted Coverage report Jeff Reed will be  getting hammered  hanging out at on June 5th.  He’ll be throwing out the ceremonial first pitch.
We don’t personally know Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed, but we think it’s safe […]

Terrell Owens in Adult Movie

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Terrell Owens is known for loving the spotlight. He’s also known for “lovin’ him some strange”. Our esteemed colleagues at TheDirty.com have uncovered this pic of notorious booby site, BangBros….featuring Terrell Owens smiling in the background. The film takes place in South Beach.
Reports tell us that Terrell will be playing […]

PR Move of the Day

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Let us start by saying that we are not gay, or headed that way. Instead, we are a male, heterosexual website motivated by beautiful women, smash mouth football, and the NFL lifestyle. Fair enough?
So, what we saw Tuesday on Deadspin was somewhat disturbing to us, maybe not to you or your girlfriend. […]

Steroid Update: 2 NFL Players Investigated

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

David Jacobs is a personal trainer and supplement-store owner from Plano, Texas who pleaded guilty to steroid-distribution charges in November. He agreed to cooperate with federal authorities in supplying NFL names linked to the illegal distribution.
Who are the two guys? One is an unnamed Atlanta Falcon. And the other is Matt […]

Report: Vick Playing Prison Football

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Michael Vick is currently serving a 23-month prison sentence in Leavenworth, Kan. for financing a dogfighting ring.
According to Falcons owner Arthur Blank,  Michael Vick is playing football in a prison league.
Said Blank to the Daily News:  “He is staying in shape.  Apparently, there was a prison football team and he played quarterback for […]

Alex Smith Parties ‘Like a Leinart’

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Our homeboy Nik Richie at TheDirty is dropping more bombs on NFL quarterbacks partying with alleged underage chicks. Check out the pics of San Francisco 49ers scrub quarterback Alex Smith working his magic in Mexico with a few young ladies.
Unlike Matty, Alex took his game across the border, which would (if necessary) protect him from […]

Faulk: The Weed Was Not Mine

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Not long ago this off-season, Patriots running back Kevin Faulk was busted with possession of four weed cigarettes. He remained quiet about the whole thing at the time of the bust.
Today, Kevin says the weed was never his. His drug test immediately after the arrest showed no marijuana in his system.
Said Faulk: […]

BREAKING NEWS: The Beng-tards Wild Weekend

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Unreal.
A day before Chris Henry assaulted a UC student, Henry and other Bengals players were kicked out of the Bang nightclub in downtown Cincinnati.
Said an officer working security over his radio: “We got a few Bengals players in here: Chris Henry, Chad Johnson and them….They are destroying the ceiling in the back room and […]

Leinart And Lachey BFF’s Again?

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Following Matt Leinart’s and Nick Lachey’s disaster last weekend with the young girls, the beer bong, and the hot tub, reports were circulating that these two BFF’s (best friends forever), were not happy with each other.
Inside sources are telling us that these two have made up and Nick is no longer mad at Matt for […]