NFL dumbasses

Travis? Again? Bro.

Friday, July 11th, 2008

 

News is breaking that Henry has again tested positive for marijuana, a direct violation of the league’s substance abuse policy.  After 2007’s season-long drama involving a positive test (for which Henry was ultimately cleared), Travis Henry has to be out of excuses.
The news is unconfirmed but comes from the same source who previously broke Henry’s violation in 2007.
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Chad Johnson Is Not Obnoxious

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

Walking off of the practice field is a time for reporters to ask questions to players, and kids to get autographs.  Recently, this happened.  The player interviewed–Chad Johnson.  And based on this interview, he’s got a big case of the “sarcasms”.
Is Chad mad at himself here, or the interviewer?  At what point in the season […]

Cedric Benson Likes Boating….While Smashed

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson decided to take 15 of his closest friends aboard a 30-ft. boat.   He was stopped by a Lower Colorado River Authority officer for a random safety inspection. 
Cedric failed a sobriety test.  To prove his innocence, Ced reisted the officers and was pepper sprayed.  Officials dragged him to shore and arrested him. 
Ced-B falls […]

Dumbest Idea Ever

Monday, April 21st, 2008

The Kansas City T-Bones, a minor league baseball team that plays in the Northern League, was planning on having Michael Vick as a guest at a “Welcome to the neighborhood” event on May 28th.
The event was supposed to be complete with prison uniforms, spotlights, and escape sirens, along with other attractions slated to promote caring […]

Somebody Didn’t Love Chad Enough

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

T.J. Houshmandzadeh said Thursday that if Chad Johnson isn’t traded,  he’s going to be a problem and a potential distraction to the team.
Said TJ:
If he’s not traded, he’s going to be a problem….
Honestly, it’s the same thing; he doesn’t want to be here.  Will he eventually show up? I don’t know. Logic would tell you […]

Alex Smith Has Sinned, And You Would Too

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Check out Alex Smith dressed up for Halloween with this dime. If you or someone you know has more pics of her, send them ASAP. In the meantime, let us once again appreciate the off-the-field skills of another below average NFL quarterback
If Alex could somehow channel his game off the field back […]

Alex Smith Parties ‘Like a Leinart’

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Our homeboy Nik Richie at TheDirty is dropping more bombs on NFL quarterbacks partying with alleged underage chicks. Check out the pics of San Francisco 49ers scrub quarterback Alex Smith working his magic in Mexico with a few young ladies.
Unlike Matty, Alex took his game across the border, which would (if necessary) protect him from […]

Separated at Birth?

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

While we’re on the subject of Chris Henry, we decided to do a little in-depth research into his background.  Strangely, we discovered that Chris is, in fact, related to a Siamese cat named Carl Henry.
(left) Carl Henry, a siamese cat-  The Siamese is one of the first distinctly recognized breeds of Oriental cat. The exact […]

Leinart and Lachey Impress 19 Year-olds

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Our boy Nik Richie at TheDirty.com broke this story Sunday. Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey were hanging out at Matt’s house this weekend with girls 14 years younger than Nick. Matt lives in Chandler, AZ about 4 miles from the NFLJuice Corporate Office, and we did not receive an invite to this party.
TheDirty.com […]