NFL DUI
Benson Ordered To Install Breath Tester, Old Guy Too
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
Former Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson was ordered Monday to install an ignition-lock breath tester in his car after he was charged with drunken driving.
Benson was charged in separate incidents of boating and driving while intoxicated. Travis County Court-at-Law Judge Elisabeth Earle ordered him to install the device within 72 hours as a condition of his bail at […]
BREAKING: Good Guy Kearse Gets DUI……Dammit!
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008
Titans defensive end Jevon Kearse is off the board. He, too, has been arrested for DUI.
Metro Nashville police said Kearse was seen speeding and swerving several times while travelling west on West End Avenue.
The officer who pulled the Titans over said Kearse exhibited slurred speach, red eyes, and smelled of alcohol. He reportedly refused a breath test.
The officer said Kearse […]
Falcons Backup Earns DUI
Monday, June 16th, 2008
Second-year Falcons safety Daren Stone was arrested in downtown Atlanta just before sunrise Sunday morning and charged with driving under the influence.
He was released about 5:30 p.m. Sunday after posting a $1,591 bond, an official with the City of Atlanta jail confirmed.
Stone is the second Falcon arrested in the last month. Star linebacker Michael Boley was jailed May 3, […]
Other Vick F’s Up….Again
Friday, June 13th, 2008Marcus Vick was charged with driving under the influence and related traffic charges after fleeing from a bicycle officer early today in Norfolk, police said.
According to Officer Chris Amos, police spokesman, a bicycle officer approached a couple arguing in a car in the 200 block of Granby Street around 2 a.m. Friday.
When the officer asked for the man’s […]
Stabler 3rd DUI, Must Get To Clock Tower!
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008Former NFL star quarterback Ken Stabler was arrested and charged with reckless driving and driving under the influence of alcohol.
Stabler, now a radio analyst for University of Alabama football, was released from jail on $1,000 bond nearly 13 hours after his arrest, police said Monday.
The 62-year-old ex-Crimson Tide quarterback was pulled over for a traffic […]
Cedric Cut, Will Likely Get Drunk Now
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
The Chicago Bears waived running back Cedric Benson following his second arrest in less than five weeks. He was arrested Saturday, June 7, in Austin, Texas, on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.
Benson was previously arrested Saturday, May 3, on charges of boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest. The team chose not to part ways with Benson […]
Cedric Benson Continues DUI Tour
Saturday, June 7th, 2008Cedric Benson loves to drink alcohol. He also loves to operate vehicles while hammered. Whether it’s a boat, a car, or even a small airplane, look to find Cedric operate with his crunk on. [Full Story Here]
This kid has a bad case of the Pacmans apparently. Check out what happened last night……
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — […]
Vince Young Issues Apology, Not Necessary
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008By now, you and everyone else in the world has seen the recent pics of Vince Young having cocktails and enjoying himself with his homies.
Vince issued this apology recently and although we understand it’s importance, we feel it unnecessary. What’s wrong with having a few drinks, taking off your shirt, and doing the robot? […]
Cedric Benson Likes Boating….While Smashed
Monday, May 5th, 2008Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson decided to take 15 of his closest friends aboard a 30-ft. boat. He was stopped by a Lower Colorado River Authority officer for a random safety inspection.
Cedric failed a sobriety test. To prove his innocence, Ced reisted the officers and was pepper sprayed. Officials dragged him to shore and arrested him.
Ced-B falls […]
Former Steeler Tasered……Bro
Sunday, April 20th, 2008Former Georgia Bulldog running back and 4-year Pittsburgh Steeler, Tim Worley, was arrested Sunday on a drunk driving charge in Smyrna, said Lt. Robert Harvey, a department spokesman.
Harvey said police saw a black Ford Expedition speeding and weaving on Spring Road, near Campbell Road, at 3:15 a.m.
In 1993, following a drug suspension, the Steelers traded him […]
Alex Smith Parties ‘Like a Leinart’
Monday, April 7th, 2008
Our homeboy Nik Richie at TheDirty is dropping more bombs on NFL quarterbacks partying with alleged underage chicks. Check out the pics of San Francisco 49ers scrub quarterback Alex Smith working his magic in Mexico with a few young ladies.
Unlike Matty, Alex took his game across the border, which would (if necessary) protect him from […]
Viking Exec Was Not (hickup) Drunk
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
Mike Kelly is an executive of the Minnesota Vikings. He got drunk. He drove. Mike was pulled over and refused a breathalyzer.
According to the Pioneer Express, Judge Steven Ruble has allowed authorities to proceed with a driving under the influence of alcohol charge. The preliminary tests showed Kelly to be legally hammered drunk.
[SOURCE: KFFL]
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