Arizona Cardinals
Warner To Wife: I’m Done
Monday, October 6th, 2008
Kurt Warner said that the hit put on his WR Anquan Boldin was the worst he had seen in his 12 seasons of playing pro football. In fact, following the hit, he sent his wife, Brenda a text message saying he had decided it was time to retire. Actually, we suspect that his text read: […]
Boldin Fractures Sinus, Technically Impossible
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
Anquan Boldin was pummeled by two different defenders and knocked unconscious Sunday, against the Jets. Several people watching, us included, suspected some sort of a neck injury. We were wrong. Anquan fractured a sinus? Think sinus pressure, sinus headache, and multiply it by 100.
Sinus’ are actually air cavities in the cranial bones, especially those […]
Boldin Has Movement, Thankfully
Sunday, September 28th, 2008Anquan Boldin, Arizona’s Pro Bowl WR, was taken off the field on a stretcher after a scary collision.
Late in the fourth quarter, Boldin went airborne to catch a touchdown pass, but was hit from behind from Jets FS Kerry Rhodes, causing his head to snap forward, and then — almost simultaneously — was hit in […]
Cards to Leinart: Getcha Bong Ready
Monday, September 15th, 2008
[Thanks to “The Man” for these exclusive pics of Sunday’s Cardinals game, taken from the field. We still owe you from the Super Bowl pics.]
The Arizona Cardinals smashed the Miami Dolphins, 31-10. Warner’s quarterback rating was an amazing 158.3 today versus 93.3 last week against the ’Niners.
This week, he went 19-24 and last week he […]
Cardinals Still Not Sure on Starter….Seriously
Thursday, August 28th, 2008Kurt Warner will be the Arizona Cardinals’ starting quarterback Friday night in their preseason finale against Denver, but coach Ken Whisenhunt says no decision has been made yet about who will start the opener at San Francisco.
Warner has been battling Matt Leinart for the starting job.
”We all want to know,” Warner said after practice Wednesday in a story […]
Leinart Moved to JV Squad
Monday, August 25th, 2008For Matty Leinart, life couldn’t get any worse. While his efforts to be “a mature team leader” should be applauded, his performance and ability to earn the starting job are “mind bottling”, (like while your thoughts are all bottled up- Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights)
With Kurt “Big Hurt” Warner recently named the starter, we have to […]
Leinart and Lachey Impress 19 Year-olds
Monday, March 31st, 2008
Our boy Nik Richie at TheDirty.com broke this story Sunday. Matt Leinart and Nick Lachey were hanging out at Matt’s house this weekend with girls 14 years younger than Nick. Matt lives in Chandler, AZ about 4 miles from the NFLJuice Corporate Office, and we did not receive an invite to this party.
TheDirty.com […]