2008 NFL Free Agency
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Thursday, July 24th, 2008Guess who never had a “packer-issued” phone? Yep, according to sources, Burt never had one, despite our secret Favre photo.
The Green Bay Press-Gazette, citing two sources — one in the NFL, another close to Favre — reported that Favre does not have a team-issued cell phone.
“One-hundred percent, without a doubt, no Packers-issued phone,” the source […]
Favre, Phone, Phucked, Phikings
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Breaking News: Brett’s been cheating on the Packers for a while now, according to sources. Phone records of phone calls to Viking coaches indicate Brett’s been trying to work a deal- despite his “love” for Green Bay.
A league source tells us that the Green Bay Packers are confident that they have sufficient proof to show that […]
Jeremy and Bourbon St. Unite
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Jeremy Shockey is NOT a saint, but he is a New Orleans Saint. So, that means a few things for us. One, check TheDirty.com for exclusive pictures that only they could come up with.
Two, buy a plane ticket to Nawlins for a chance to experience Bourbon Street, Shockey-style. [Burger in one hand, ridiculous green […]
Taylor Traded, Parcells Still Has Mangina
Sunday, July 20th, 2008You probably already heard this, but…..
Jason Taylor is officially a Washington Redskin. The Dolphins will get a 2009 and 2010 draft pick from the Redskins to complete the deal.
Juice: This deal was a no-brainer for the Big Tuna. Jason isn’t “Parcells material” and rebuilding the Dolphins will ultimately require many draft picks between now and […]
Oh No. Don’t Cha Know This Would Not Be Good?
Friday, July 18th, 2008We’d like to stop talking about Favre but the tips just keep flooding our inbox; like this one from our senior researcher/former Badger, J-DeBaker.
Oh, don’t cha know dis would be just terrible for dem Packer fans, yah. Brett in purple is like black toilet paper. Or, blue hot dogs. It doesn’t sit well.
Juice: The […]
Ted Thompson: Guy To My Right Hates Me
Thursday, July 17th, 2008Dear Ted Thompson:
Hi, my name is Jason Whitlock. I’m sure you’ve heard of me. My reputation in football circles is well established.
I’m the guy who told Bill Belichick to stick with Tom Brady over Drew Bledsoe years ago. When Bill Polian was debating Peyton Manning vs. Ryan Leaf, I was the voice on the phone […]
Favre and Greta, The Official Interview
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
Here’s the official Greta-Favre interview. After watching the […]
Favre’s 3 Disappointments
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008Fox News hotty Greta Van Susteren got the Favre interview, despite our vote for Deadspin’s Daulerio. Here are the other disappointments Favre has in the Packer Brass.
First, Favre told Van Susteren:
“I worked my butt off two years ago to try to get them to sign Randy Moss,” adding that he was willing to give up […]
Is Brett the Britney of the NFL?
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008For the record, we’re not calling Brett Favre the “Britney” of the NFL.
Whew! We almost got lynched by a block of cheese after that headline. Brett gave his side of the story to Greta (lisp) Van Susteran yesterday, because she’s from Appleton, WI- and a Packer shareholder.
Brett’s beef is that he retired prematurely, because […]
Fans to Favre: Don’t Leave, We Love You!
Monday, July 14th, 2008Brett Favre’s fans came to his defense Sunday, rallying outside Lambeau Field to pressure the Green Bay Packers to reinstate him as the starting quarterback.
The crowd of more than 100 chanted “We want Brett,” and carried signs reading, “Favre for President” or “Favre Forever.” Many in the parking lot wore No. 4 jerseys, tossed footballs and grilled.
[Full […]
Jason Taylor to Green Bay? Fat Chance
Friday, June 20th, 2008
The Dolphins say they want Jason Taylor to play one final season in Miami, but that reportedly hasn’t stopped the Green Bay Packers from continuing to check on his availability.
The Green Bay Press-Gazette and Milwaukee Journal Sentinel are reporting that the Packers have called the Dolphins to check if the team is willing to deal the star defensive end. […]
He’s Baaaaaaaaack
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008Pacman is back, yawl. Almost.
Commissioner Roger Goodell gave him permission to participate in all aspects of the Cowboys’ off-season program as well as training camp and the preseason. But he wants to see how Pacman Jones handles those privileges before giving the 24-year-old cornerback full reinstatement. [Dallas News]
We’re pulling for Pacman to prove the […]
Quote of the Day- (by Terrell Owens)
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008Terrell Owens to Pacman:
Don’t go out and try to do too much right away. It’s understandable. You want to come in and try to erase people’s mindset and play fantastic. But that can get disastrous if you try to over do it.” [Fort Worth Star]
Is T.O. all grown up? WTF. And why is Pacman’s right arm […]
The Decline of Sam Keller
Sunday, May 11th, 2008Sam Keller was a high school prodigy quarterback heavily recruited by ASU. His college career started off with numbers that promised his future in the NFL. Suddenly, his job at ASU was given to another quarterback for “various reasons”, and Sam transferred to Nebraska. At Nebraska, the team went 5-7. At the combine, Sam looked […]
Beaver Alert, Packer Camp
Monday, May 5th, 2008His name is Justin Beaver, and he is the NFL’s version of Rudy Rudeker. Too small for a big college, Justin played at Division III, Wisconsin-Whitewater. After 4 grueling years and a National MVP Award, Justin is getting his big chance in the NFL at Packers Camp.
Check out his inspiring video below. Then, go out into your backyard, […]