2008 NFL Draft
« Previous EntriesThe Decline of Sam Keller
Sunday, May 11th, 2008Sam Keller was a high school prodigy quarterback heavily recruited by ASU. His college career started off with numbers that promised his future in the NFL. Suddenly, his job at ASU was given to another quarterback for “various reasons”, and Sam transferred to Nebraska. At Nebraska, the team went 5-7. At the combine, Sam looked […]
Non-NFL: Juice and Mikey From Swingers
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008The Juice and Crew met up with superstar Jon Favreau in Napa this weekend for an unscheduled meeting. Being draft weekend, we wanted to know his thoughts on the 2008 NFL Draft. Jon informed us that he loved football, but also loved a full-bodied Cabernet. He mentioned something about the Cowboys and then offered us […]
Cabbage Patch, Jerry, and Ass Kiss Central
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
At NFLJuice, we often wonder how cool it would be to be a member of an NFL Team’s war room on draft day. Phones ringing on the hook, clock pressure, total excitement and intensity. Our wondering was answered when the NFL Network gave us a peak behind the scenes of the Dallas Cowboys war room.
With Hitler Jerry Jones at the […]
Andy and the Eagles Draft (Non-Atkins Edition)
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008A quick glance of the Beagles draft this year:
They bailed out of the first round rather than take a WR too high and then got the guy they liked, DeSean Jackson, in the second. They also picked up Carolina’s No. 1 next year. Got o-line help in Mike McGlynn but reached a bit for him, added […]
Cris Carter, Kipers Bitch?
Monday, April 28th, 2008
Cris Carter got destroyed by Kiper yesterday when he tried to sell his WR analysis.
Click here for the video
PS- Did Carter’s mother mispell his first name on his birth certificate- ”Cris” not “Chris”, and then just keep it and play it off like it was planned? We investigate.
[Source: theBigLead]
McFadden in Oaktown?
Sunday, April 27th, 2008Is McFadden a good fit for the Raiders?
I do care, but have a hangover (45%, 170 Votes)
No, the Raiders ruin careers (24%, 91 Votes)
I don’t care (19%, 72 Votes)
Yes, the Raiders are a good fit (11%, 42 Votes)
Total Voters: 375
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Draft Experts: We’re Full of Scat
Friday, April 25th, 2008DRAFT “EXPERT” SUCCESS RATES
Since 2005, NFL Draft “experts” like Jay Glazer, Mel Kiper, and Scouts Inc., have never gotten better than 31% of their first round draft predictions correct. This means that for the few months leading up to the draft, these “experts” are generally predicting out of their asses. PS- Kiper needs a haircut….stat.
[Source: […]
Player of the Day, Hands Down…..Pants
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008His name is Brady Smith, and he has a dream to one day play professional football. Currently, he is a defensive lineman for Boston College.
Friday night, Brady was in the mood for something hot and sexy…..perhaps a girl. Like most guys do, he went to a club to get his “drink on” and meet ladies. Brady hit […]
McFadden: I Want To Be a Raider, I’m Not Smart
Thursday, April 17th, 2008Darren McFadden wants to be a Raider, according to his blog. Writing in his personal blog, McFadden praised running backs coach Tom Rathman, who took him to dinner, breakfast and the film room.
Said Dmac:
He is a coach I would love to play for. He is the type of coach who can take me to the next […]
Juice Mock Draftery
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008For more “mock draftery” and nerdy analysis, click here
MIA - Chris Long, DE, Virginia
STL - Jake Long, OT, Michigan
ATL - Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU
OAK - Darren McFadden, RB, Arkansas
KC - Matt Ryan, QB, Boston College
NYJ - Vernon Gholston, DE, Ohio State
NE - Leodis McKelvin, CB, Troy State
BAL - Sedrick Ellis, DT, USC
CIN - Keith Rivers, […]
BREAKING NEWS: 2008 Draft Hopeful Found Dead
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
Heath Benedict, 6′6, 335 pounds, would have been a 4th round selection in next months NFL draft. Wednesday, he was found dead on his couch.
The two-time Little All-American offensive lineman from Newberry College in South Carolina transferred to Newberry for the 2004 season after redshirting at Tennessee as a freshman in 2002. He played high […]
Juice Jugg Alert (JJA)
Saturday, March 15th, 2008This shouldn’t affect the 2008 NFL Draft too much, but it is noteworthy.
Nicole Ritchie’s boobies look much better today than a couple of years ago.
If any new Jugg sightings should occur, we will keep you posted.
Live From Tittzville,
Juice Staff
[SOURCE: SPLASHNEWSONLINE, DLISTED]
April 21, 1991: What Was Brett Favre Doing?
Friday, March 14th, 2008
Was he hanging out with friends or celebrating his future NFL career? Was he at least watching the draft on TV in hopes of fulfilling his childhood dream.
Answer: No. He was playing Nintendo Golf in his bedroom in Kiln, Mississippi.
The Atlanta Falcons eventually drafted the Golden Eagle quarterback.
[SOURCE: THE SUN HERALD]
[Tip by JD]
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And we wonder […]
The Curse of the 40 Yard Dash
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
With the help of Yahoo Sports and NFLDraftScout, we’ve obtained the following interesting 40 time stats, from 1999-2005.
They tell a story. And that is, “WTF happened to your NFL career, homie?”
1999: Jay Hinton, Edgerrin James, Ronnie Powell, De’Mond Parker, Marlon Barnes.
2000: Ronald Jean, Dante Hall, Trung Canidate, Patrick Pass, Frank Murphy
2001: Bo Carroll, Derrick Blaylock, […]
Are the Falcons Falcked?
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
The Falcons need alot of help.
They won the coin toss for the No. 3 pick. Now what? They need a quarterback but they’re not sold on QB Matt Ryan. Should they take DE Chris Long, DT Glenn Dorsey, OT Jake Long, DT Sedrick Ellis or inseminator RB Darren McFadden. All could help the, but this team is about […]