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Athletes, Models, and Bottles…

Thu, Dec 4, 2008

NFL Arrests

Athletes

Here’s a party promotion from last June in New York.  We had our expert decoder look over the advertisement to see if athletes are in any way whored promoted in this ad.  Verdict:  Yes

Are club promoters partially responsible for the ‘athlete in da club’ epidemic?  Here’s a theory:  Athletes attract business, Models attract athletes and Bottles help the less-model types achieve sexy time.  Most athletes are capable of staying away from the dangers of the high-profile club scenes.  Others, like Pacman, Plax, and Eli Manning Chris Henry, are NOT.  Look at the booty on that girl in the ad?  Would you be able to say no?    

Take a moment today to imagine yourself in the typical situation of a celebrity baller.  Now imagine that you are the guest of honor at the aforementioned club.  Models?  It’s a slippery slope and we’ve all been there.  Well, except for the models and famous athlete thing.  

[If you're an athlete and feel you've been used in a club-related incident, call the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe]

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