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Monday morning is here again and OMG (Oh My God), like wow!  Like check out this beautiful blonde Minnesota Vikings Cheerleader.  She’s like, totally doing the “white girl” dance.  Wuh-everrrr.  

We selected this Vikings Cheerleader as our Morning Wood presenter because she is lovely, and her team finally knocked off the Green Bay Packers yesterday.  In other games, the Texans sucked it up BIG TIME against the Ravens…at home, should never happen this badly.  Kubiak needs to lay off the Kodiak…er something.

The Falcons continued the best comeback season ever with Matt “The Cat” Ryan at the helm.  Albert Haynesworth was named the half-year MVP, as we recommended two weeks ago…

And if you were so lucky as to watch the Lions and newly featured quarterback, Daunte Culpepper, then you saw an interception, incompletion, horrible hand off, and a benched 4th quarter by the big dog.  You can’t be mad at D, though, he’s been chillin’ for months on the PS2.   

Drew Brees continues to blast out big stats, but the Saints as a team kinda suck.  The Titans beat the Bears with Rex under center, and Brett’s Jets continue to run up scores on teams less fortunate.  

Get after it today because tonight’s Monday Night game is in Arizona, and we will be sideline friendly for the game of the week!  Alright, it’s not the Game of the Week to you, but to Arizona football fans?

This is our Super Bowl.  Take it in, we’ll get some sick pictures for you to show your girlfriend(s). Like have a rad Monday!