You’ve already met Paris Hilton. She’s probably the least appreciated girl in Hollywood, mostly because of her intellect. We’ve hired her today to present the Morning Wood because this picture is flattering and if you didn’t know her or couldn’t hear her speak, you might want to sniff her under garments and roll around in them like a dog on a pile of dung.
Anyway, how about “change”. Did your choice for president win the election? Did John McCain get hammered last night on tequila to drown out the pain? Is Barack bringin’ welfare back like Timberlake brought sexy back?
On to the NFL, where we’ve been notified that Big Ben had an MRI. Did Brandon Marshall talk smack to Joey Porter? Is Daunte “The Man” Culpepper starting next Sunday? Did the Rams sign Samkon Gado??
So much is happening so fast! Stick around today because we’ve received scandalous pictures of the new first lady doing a keg stand at a recent rally.
November 5th, 2008 at 8:44 am
haha. great post. she has just been ran through like a bathroom in a truckstop.