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What’s that, homie?  You need to getchu some Halloween ideas?  We feel you….uh dog.  How about the “Whitey-Tightey” Halloween Costume.  It’s comfortable, colorful, and proudly displays your underwear.  You’ll have fat  phat chicks all over your junk.

While you contemplate this costume, take a look at today’s hot reads…

The Eagles don’t want no stinkin’ Ocho or Roy Will [Philly Daily News]

Orlovsky to start for Lions….and at Polish fest [Detroit News]

Warner: Nobody puts baby in a corner!  I’m starting [Fox]

Raiders talk about Bush, and how much they won’t eat it [SF Gate]

Brody’s rusty, like a rusty trombone [KC Star]

Steven Jackson:  Gimme Gimme More Gimme More Gimme More, Gimme….. [STL Post Dis]

Kellen Winslow has swollen balls [Deadspin]

And a few non-NFL related links….

Need a costume idea?  [UD]

A few Girls Getting Wet, For Friday of course [Funtasticus]

More on the dude that spanked Kimbo [The Dirty]