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To change the negative momentum of the organization,  we’ve decided that the Cincinatti Bengals should officially become the Cincinatti Cougars.  

Although this would probably amount to a huge fine by Goodell and the boys, it would most certainly attract a new fan base– older women who used to rely on their looks soley to attract male attention, today rely on vicious attacks on much younger, naive males.    

 Plus, you can hear it now at the games “COOOOOOOOUGARS”, like booing, which they’re used to, but not.  

Anyway….Friday!  Blue Moon is talkin to a…