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The Dolphins Are NOT Who We Thought They Were

Mon, Oct 6, 2008

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For those of you who doubted the heart of the Miami Dolphins before the 2008 season began,  we would like to tell you that you were not alone.  Everyone, including us, had the Dolphins on a three year minimum building plan.  

But after spanking the Patriots last week, and beating up the Chargers this week, it’s almost safe to say that the Dolphins have “Reversed the Curse” way ahead of schedule.  Below are the 3 reasons why we believe the Dolphins have transformed from League Losers to Big Ballers.  The girls in the pictures are only here for support.  Say hello, be a gentleman.  Any use of the hands and you’ll tossed.  

 

Dolphin

1.  Team Confidence-  Ronnie Brown, Vernon Carey and Ikechuku Ndukwe performed an end zone dance this week which was basically their version of the Cupid Shuffle.  This dance signified for us an arrival for the Fins.  You don’t do dances like this unless you are winning, or “think” you can win.  The Fins posess both.   

 

 

Dolphin

2.  New Coach Tony Sparano-  Clearly outcoached Bill Belichick last week and continually has his players ready both physically and mentally.   The team lost Jason Taylor and few other key (or so we thought) defensive players this season.  It didn’t matter.  Coach Sparano’s no tolerance “fuhgettaboutit” attitude has renewed this teams toughness.  

 

 

Dolphin Girl

3.  New Head Honcho-  ”Big Tuna” Bill Parcells came to town with one goal in mind.  To Win at all costs.  He’s old, he’s been around the block twice, and he doesn’t have a whole of time left.  

Every positive change in Miami can be traced back to the brute expectations of Bill Parcells, as well as the pressure he puts on his staff and coaches to perform.  He’s probably a dick to work for, but a dick nonetheless, that you do NOT want to disappoint.  

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  1. Da Bearz Says:

    that chick at number 2 is smoke

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