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Of all the bad coaches still left standing, we thought that the next one to go would be Marvelous Marvin Lewis.  His team is crime-infested, attitude-stained, and not winning games.  According to a report on the NFL Network, Marvin ain’t goin’ nowhere, yawl.  Here’s the report…

“Very quietly, Bengals management has informed head coach Marvin Lewis that he is welcome to coach in Cincinnati as long as wants, according to a high-level Bengals source. It is as strong an indication to date that ownership has absolutely no plans to fire its head coach, certainly not now. As it is, Lewis has two years remaining on his contract after this season. The Bengals are not in the business of writing any head coach a check through the 2010 season to sit on the sideline. So instead, Lewis will continue patrolling there, even as speculation has begun to swirl that he could be on the firing line.”

Juice:  We’re not buying it.  If the Bengals continue to blow goats, they’ll have to make a coaching change or else….Chad will start complaining, Chris Henry will turn to drugs and guns, Frostee Rucker will punch his spouse, Eric Steinbach will go boating, while hammered, and A.J. Nicholson will committ grand theft.  (Steinbach and Nicholson have been released, but Marv will likely bring them back)