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Is it too early for the “motorboat”?  Salma Hayek’s jugs want to know.  Are they built for speed or comfort?  Think about it. 

 Are you ready for football tonight?  You better be, cause it’s set to be a pretty wide open game.  The Vikings should be able to run the ball against the weak Saints defense, and the Saints should be able to get into the end zone frequently–on sheer offensive creativity alone.  But…..this has been a strange week for football, as there were around 7 home losses?  Monday is the best day of the week.  Stay focused.  Love you.  

Here are a few links for your convenience…

Dan Fouts Wants to add Welker to that dick [Critical Fanatic]

Jim Zorn is real good at rope-a-dope [D of D]

Bears Spank Lions Recap [NFL Gridiron Gab]

Roy Williams wants to leave, but won’t admit it [MLIVE]

Lions could fire Marinelli…maybe [FREEP]

Raiders needs to prove Patriot tampering, or else… [NFL Network]

Rod Woodson walks with a big limp, so does team [Milwaukee Journal]

Strahan thinks Fassel wants Raiders coaching nightmare [USA Today]

Dave at Tailgating Ideas breaks down the presidential Ipod playlist [TI]

You won’t believe who beat Kimbo [Deadspin]

A bikini calendar you may enjoy…alot [On 205th]

A lesson in “sampling” in the music industry [Uncoached]

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