Good Morning, yawl and welcome to another edition of Morning Wood. Today’s presenter is Holly Madison. You know her as one of Hef’s girls. We know her as a regular at our Christmas Party. OK, she wasn’t actually AT our Christmas Party last year, but it was reported that she was IN Vegas at the same time we were there for our party.
Football finally begins tonight as the Giants face the Redskins. Be sure to set your lineup accordingly.
What else is new? Favre was selected as the Jets team captain-and he was “all grateful ‘n’ stuff ’bout it”. Kyle Boller is out, and Tom Brady is “supposedly” ready to go- despite our anonymous tip, which we still stand by.
We also learned that Tom Brady Sr. had no idea Tom Junior had a fracture. There’s probably more than a few things that dad doesn’t know about Tommy. Like…that pretty girl he’s always seen with in magazines–well, he’s seen her boobies. And he liked em’ alot.
HEADLINES
• Raven days done? Boller on IR, to miss all of ‘08
• Brady practices, primed to start Week 1 opener
• ‘I’m honored’: Jets vote Favre in as team captain
• Welcome to the Lions: Guy stole my underwear
• Jags’ Collier still critical; cops have no suspects
• Seahawk Branch hopes to end 7-month layoff
• Carolina backup QB (broken leg) out indefinitely
• Saints will play in Superdome despite hurricane
• Cops pointed gun at Jags’ RB, did drug search
• NFL will honor Upshaw at all 16 opening games