Tom Brady  

This just in.  

We’ve received news from a reliable news source, that would like to remain anonymous (initials E.B. who is a writer for the _______ News), that Tom Brady will likely be missing between two and four weeks of the regular season.  

This is not yet confirmed, so don’t get all pissy with us.

Stay tuned to the Juice for verification!  

PS-  The last tip this guy gave us was spot on.  Wow. Again, don’t get your panties all in a bundle…yet.