This just in.
We’ve received news from a reliable news source, that would like to remain anonymous (initials E.B. who is a writer for the _______ News), that Tom Brady will likely be missing between two and four weeks of the regular season.
This is not yet confirmed, so don’t get all pissy with us.
Stay tuned to the Juice for verification!
PS- The last tip this guy gave us was spot on. Wow. Again, don’t get your panties all in a bundle…yet.






August 31st, 2008 at 1:17 pm
ESPN will be all over this. This is totally FALSE. Brady WILL be on the field
August 31st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Donny-
Thanks buddy. ESPN would NOT be all over it. Coach Billy B. and the boys are prideful in keeping this info under raps. If this ends up being true, will you please admit where you heard it first.
Chowder for life
August 31st, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I think it’s unlikely…
August 31st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
The article says that it’s only a rumor… but, it could be true
August 31st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
This would not be good for squad
August 31st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Yeah, I think that Bellichick is just resting him. They know what they’re doing and plus ESPN would be all over this.
August 31st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
dammmmmmnnnn
August 31st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
this sounds a little fishy. Why can’t you reveal the sources real name
August 31st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
who cares, the Patriots are cheaters and goons.
August 31st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
ditto, the Patriot dynasty is over
August 31st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
the Pats don’t stand a chance
August 31st, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Its just a bruise people!!!!!
August 31st, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Yah, a bruise that’s kept him out of 4 games….
August 31st, 2008 at 3:55 pm
He’s obviously got a moderate injury, I mean, a mild injury wouldn’t keep him out this long. I say, this ones got legs
August 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
He didn’t wash the dishes as fats as I wanted him to, so I had to throw him in an ankle lock.
August 31st, 2008 at 4:01 pm
It’s likely just speculation, but it is somewhat peculiar how he hasn’t played…
August 31st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
has anyone seen him run at least?
August 31st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
even if brady played with crutches he’d still be better than most starting qb’s in the nfl.
August 31st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Even if he misses, does it really hurt our chances of running the division. No..
August 31st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
The Patriots will find a way to win either way…
August 31st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
You speak the truth Juan.
August 31st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Chris Simms?
August 31st, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Gutierrez gets the last laugh. Just kidding.
August 31st, 2008 at 4:11 pm
i think that BB is just trying to get an edge over other teams. i’ve also heard rumors that bruschi could be on the verge of being cut/retiring. i doubt it’s true though. bring back chad jackson!
August 31st, 2008 at 4:13 pm
That’s the likely scenario, Zuluagua. Well stated.
August 31st, 2008 at 4:18 pm
thanks for the support people
August 31st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
this would just mean more good news for the DALLAS COWBOYS first to six baby!!!!
August 31st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Man i feel bad for the Pats………..
August 31st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Have you seen their schedule? Week 1 chiefs, week 2 Jets, week 3 dolphins. My mom could lead the patriots to victory against those losers. I’d be surprised if they lose any of those games even with backup QBs.
August 31st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
As the biggest Brady nuthugger in the world, I would be left with zero whack off material if that handsome bastard can’t go. Come on Tom, suck it up. For me sweety, for me!
August 31st, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Brady practiced today….according to CBS
August 31st, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I don’t really feel bad for Tom. Between Giselle, the Super Bowl MVP’s, and his money, he’s doing alright
August 31st, 2008 at 6:16 pm
No way will Brady not start! This is BS!!!!
August 31st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
come on Juice, you can come up with better rumors than this. How bout something about Giselle
August 31st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
This is exactly the kind of reaction BB wants from blog land. Now we’re all playing the Bellichick game.
August 31st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Brady or not, the Chiefs will be ready for this pretty boy
August 31st, 2008 at 6:20 pm
The Pats are trash without Tom.
August 31st, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Yeah, Cassel won’t cut it.
August 31st, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I heard from a reliable source that Brady’s gay. This source was right about Freddy Mercury so it has to be true.
August 31st, 2008 at 6:57 pm
LOL, Monday
August 31st, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Any article with 50 words in it, 3 of those words being balls, panties, and pissy, talking about something this serious is probably a load of poop.
What was the thing that your source was “balls on” about???
August 31st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Brady said in an interveiw just a couple of days ago that he could have gone the last 2 pre Season games…
No way this is true…if it is, I’ll have to give you guys kudos though
August 31st, 2008 at 7:21 pm
J.P.- email us your question. We promise not to use the words “pissy”, “panties”, or “balls”.
NFLJuice@live.com
August 31st, 2008 at 7:24 pm
yeah, if this pans out, pissy props to Juice
August 31st, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Randy Moss just game an interview today saying without tom this Preseason, it’s been bad and about Sunday, “We’ll see, sunday” Saw it on the Pats site….
August 31st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
http://www.patriots.com/search/index.cfm?ac=searchdetail&pid=33577&pcid=47&rss=1
transcript from todays interview with Mossy
August 31st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Brady will play!
August 31st, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Yeah right, I have a tunnel to sell if you’re interested too….sorry, this is one I can’t believe…
August 31st, 2008 at 9:28 pm
My source says your source is full of lies. This is not true - Brady has said he’s ready for to start the season. Top Patriots sources and fans have interacted at http://www.ingamenow.com and everyone confirms this is not true.
August 31st, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Sweet- Thanks for the tip, InGameNow.