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On Wednesday, August 13th, Miami Beach’s most legendary restaurant, The Forge, hosted the official 2009 Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Calendar unveiling ceremony and fashion show.  

Wow, she’s pretty hot.  Hey dude in the background, eyes up top.  She’s way outta your league, buddy.  

Anyway, our boy Orton has been named the Bears starting quarterback…finally.   Derek Andersen is hurt.  Ocho blew his shoulder out.  Matty Hasselbeck is ready to jam in Seattle.  The likely Super Bowl Contending Cardinals are without Rolle…just seeing if you’re paying attention.  Cardinals?  Superbowl?  Playoffs?  You wanna talk playoffs?

HEADLINES 

• Rex or Orton? Bears reveal opening day starter

• Browns’ starting QB suffers head injury in loss

• Injured Brady could miss a 3rd preseason game

• Ocho Cinco injures shoulder  | Gets his wish?

• Ravens sack specialist Suggs finally at practice

• Start ‘em up: Falcons’ rook gets preseason nod

• Agent: Cincy close to signing WR Henry for ‘08

• Colts hope hurt Pro Bowlers are back this week

• Hasselbeck at practice, ready to go for Seattle

• Cards’ Rolle, Patrick to sit out with ankle sprains