Is it really fair that Michael Phelps has a dorsal fin? We’re just sitting around talking about what it would be like to be Michael Phelps for a day. “Hi, I’m Michael. I’m the greatest Olympian to ever compete….ever. Now get me a turkey pot pie and a cold Budweiser or I’ll shark slap you.”
If he were a country, he would currently stand in fourth place in the overall Beijing medals table, ahead of Australia, Germany and Britain. Such is his dominance that the Olympic schedule has been turned upside down with swimming finals in the Beijing morning to make him the star of US prime time. And the 23-year-old Baltimore-born son of a middle school principal and a police worker has not disappointed. Diagnosed with attention deficit disorder as a young child, he became an Olympian at 15 and stands now as the athlete with more golds than anyone in history. [Paul Kelso]
August 14th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
He is HOT!
August 14th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
That is awesome!!!
August 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I heard that Chad Johnson is claiming he could beat Phelps. what a DA
August 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
LMFAO
August 14th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
phelps is cool as hell and hes a swimmer. that tells you what this guy is accomplishing.