Sacramone Breaks, Still Cute

Wed, Aug 13, 2008

This poor American gymnast had to wait forever to do her crucial balance beam routine, before breaking down before the worlds eyes.

Sorry, but between the 11-year olds on the Chinese Team and the delayed scoring by officials at suspect times, we’re gonna chalk the 2008 Women’s Gymnastic Competition as “dishonorable” (read with Mr. Myaggi accent). Always Look Eye!

Alicia Sacramone could not hide, no matter how much she may have wanted to.

As her morning disintegrated, first on the balance beam, then on floor, TV cameras honed in for close-ups as Sacramone fought back tears.

“She just kept telling us she was sorry,” Parker’s Nastia Liukin said of Sacramone. “She’s a human and humans are going to have mistakes.” [MORE]

Juice: In conclusion, we feel that the pressure these competitors experience are too much for anyone’s shoulders to handle.

With that in mind (shoulders and trap muscles), we’d like to point out that Alicia is the estranged daughter of Chicago Bears All-Pro linebacker Brian Urlacher. We think.

And…….if you needed more evidence of little Urlacher, check out the way she hits- from an apparent party at Brown University. Video tip provided by The Dirty.