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Tuesday morning thoughts….

 First, Aaron Rodgers is a man, who resembles Ellen Degeneres.  Tony Kornheiser is pretty interesting, and very f*ing annoying.  Matt Flynn has a future in the NFL?  Chad Johnson is 100% whacked, as diagnosed from his on-air interview.   Blah Blah Blah.  

Also, there’s a San Diego cheerleader named Jennifer that has perfect cans, which we will refer to as “pillows”. And, dammit, Aaron Rodgers is gonna get a full nights sleep…finally.     

MORNING HEADLINES

• Panthers’ Smith skips practice with concussion

• Seahawks’ top receiver Engram out 6-8 weeks

• Raiders boost D, agree to terms with Archuleta

• Bucs QB Garcia returns to practice after injury

• Jags’ Jones due in court for cocaine charges

• Look sharp: 49ers add Spikes to their defense

• ‘Skins DE James passes physical, begins camp

• Steelers sign Leftwich to replace injured QB

• Vikes’ Robison says will be ready in 2 weeks

[Source: Fox, Pro Cheer Blog]