Josie Maran

Josie Moran began her modeling career at age 12. She can be seen in the popular computer game “Need for Speed: Most Wanted”, playing the 2nd lead, Mia Townsend, in the game.  [No response from readers]

We know you don’t really care about her past.  What you really care about is-  Do you have time to spank the baloney pony before work?  [moderate clapping from readers]

Anyway, here’s what’s on tap today in Juicetown.

 

HEADLINES 

• Chargers give stud DT 5-year, $43M extension

• Dungy on Peyton injury: ‘I’m hoping four weeks’

• Lovie on Bears’ QB situation: ‘It’s dead even’

• Giants unload Shockey to Saints  | Bad trade?

• ‘Skins Taylor dons new number to begin camp

• Reports: Bears give Urlacher $18M extension

• Coach closes door on Henry rejoining Bengals

• Pats OL pleads guilty; drug charge put on hold

• Son of Eagles coach gets 2 years in drug rehab

• Pace ready for camp, but still sits on sidelines