Favre, Phone, Phucked, Phikings

By Juice Staff

Breaking News:  Brett’s been cheating on the Packers for a while now, according to sources.  Phone records of phone calls to Viking coaches indicate Brett’s been trying to work a deal- despite his “love” for Green Bay.  

A league source tells us that the Green Bay Packers are confident that they have sufficient proof to show that the “Minneapolis” Vikings (thanks, Greta) tampered with quarterback Brett Favre.

Another source has laid out for us some of the facts that the investigation could (emphasis:  could) reveal.

For starters, it has been reported that the Packers believe that phone records will reveal that Favre has had multiple conversations with Vikings offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell.  But we’re hearing that the Packers might already have the phone records. Since the Packers wouldn’t have had access to the phone records of Bevell or any other Vikings employee, the logical conclusion is that Favre was using a cell phone that has been bought and paid for by the Packers — and that the Packers have full access to the documents reflecting all calls made and received. [Full Story Here]

Juice: Brett was using the team issued cell phones when the alleged affair took place.  Hey, when you grow up in the sticks of the deep south, getting your first cell phone is pretty boogity.  Plus no cords or wires…buttons that glow.  Hot damn.

Topics: 2008 NFL Free Agency, Brett Favre |