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Happy Humpday, and welcome to the NFLJuice Wedgie Breakdown Show. [Clapping]  We’ve searched far and wide to come up with 6 Wedgies that are sure to make your week more enjoyable.  Some are good, some are bad, and others are poopie.  Needlesstosay, all of our examples are unique and educational.

This list is not meant to disgrace or humiliate these lovely ladies, but rather to educate all of us as to the various types of sports-related wedgies.  

Before you email us, remember, we will not include detailed terminology such as: mervin, melvin, atomic wedgie, creeper, camel toe, wet willie, moose knuckle, whitey tightie, bully, and our personal favorite,  stink hole cover.  That information will be covered in our advanced analysis to be released in the Fall of 2009.  Baby Steps, people.

And now the list….

Wedgie #6 is what many experts consider, an “SW”- Standardized Wedgie. 7 out of 10 girls posess the SW….and don’t even know it. Could you be one of them? Get checked today.

Wedgie #5 is the least attractive wedgie on our list. In fact, it is horrible. We call this particular wedgie the “Secondary Wedgie“, meaning there are two layers needed to create the wedge. It is one of two wedgies on our list, NOT self-induced. [Pukes in mouth]

Wedgie #4 is the Swimmer Butt Wedgie (SBW). It doesn’t have to be on a swimmer, but commonly is. Again, nothing extraordinary to see here. The black bikini is actually hiding what our experts believe to be a 2.5 inch depth of wedge. This one is boring, and mildly appealing. Sorry. [Booing and a few "This sucks"]

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