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Sam Alipour, reporter for ESPN, went to the ESPY’s like the rest of the ESPN staff.  Following the show, Sam decided to hit up an ESPY party to get his crunk on.  Early Friday, Sam got nailed by a car.  

This is where the story gets sweet.  In the words of Sam:

…So, this is what getting hit by a car feels like.

When I came to, I was on the sidewalk, my shoulder hurting like crazy, shards of glass in my forearm and blood dripping from my fingers, while limo drivers and other witnesses screamed this way and that. The paramedics told me I was lucky to be alive (”Last time I saw a windshield like that,” said one, “guy lost both his legs”), and all I could think was, “Damn! I just bought this Banana Republic tie-and-shirt ensemble!”

That, and “Holy crap, that’s T.O.!”

Terrell Owens was standing over me. I’m told he was the first do-gooder on the scene of the accident. That he helped me to my feet and off the street to safe ground. That he didn’t leave my side. It seems the mercurial Dallas Cowboys receiver is my hero. But my hero looks scared, and this scares me.

“Wow, you all right, man?” Owens kept asking me, but in a manner that would suggest there is no possible way that I, in fact, could be all right. “Don’t move. Just sit there. Breathe. Don’t move. [Source: Awful Announcing]

Juice:  This shouldn’t be a surprise to those who know ‘T’.  He’d give the shirt off of his back for anyone in need.  He’d give his Asian Porn collection to a lonely friend in need.  

The real T.O. is not a villain…..[sigh]…… he’s a hero.  [play song:  'You raise me up', By Josh Groban]