We often refer to our compadres at The Hazean for fantasy analysis. Today’s difficult decision tackles the ever-increasing mystery that is Cincinnati Bengals’ diva wide receiver Chad Johnson.
Dear Hazean, When should we draft this guy?
Johnson has had one of the crazier offseasons around. From racing thoroughbreds to demanding trades to standing tall but subsquently folding and everything in between, Ocho Cinco has made his point relatively, well, unclear: What exactly does he want? And what is he going to do when training camp starts?
Right now, the best thing you can do as a fantasy owner in a redraft league is take the sit-and-wait approach…… [Full Story Here]
Juice: We can’t really be mad at Chad, he’s got our name shaved into his head. Chad, if you’re reading this, please shave this into the side of your head and we will reward you with unlimited fan support throughout the 2008 season- regardless of any “assery”. Have your agent call to discuss-STAT.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Haha, that would be tight!
July 17th, 2008 at 10:35 am
I think Chad is a bitch, but going to come on strong. Draft him early.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Chad is a winer… or weener… but going to play strong in 2008. Draft early.
July 17th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Personal Foul: Shaving head without good clippers