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Ted Thompson: Guy To My Right Hates Me

Thu, Jul 17, 2008

2008 NFL Free Agency, Brett Favre

Jason Whitock

Dear Ted Thompson:

 

Hi, my name is Jason Whitlock. I’m sure you’ve heard of me. My reputation in football circles is well established. 

I’m the guy who told Bill Belichick to stick with Tom Brady over Drew Bledsoe years ago. When Bill Polian was debating Peyton Manning vs. Ryan Leaf, I was the voice on the phone at 2 a.m. the morning of the draft assuring Polian that Manning was the right choice. I told Parcells to take a long look at an undrafted quarterback from Eastern Illinois….

This thing with Favre is bigger than football. He’s a modern-day Babe Ruth, an American sports icon capable of no wrong, a symbol of American might. You realize when Boston foolishly unloaded The Bambino, it caused the Red Sox to go 486 years without a World Series title?

Do you want to be responsible for the curse of The Mississippi Hickey?

That’s what I call Brett, “The Mississippi Hickey.” John Madden’s lips have been on Brett’s ass so long there’s a permanent hickey on Brett’s right cheek.  

[Jason Whitlock is a Fox Sports writer known for being edgy and thought-provoking.]

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Juice: Could this be the next Canseco-Sikahema Fight?   What’s you opinion on the Favre Fiasco?  Are you on Team Whitlock or Team Teddy Thompson?  The Polls are officially open:

What Should The Packers Do?

  • Bring back Favre, or be jinxed forever (38%, 143 Votes)
  • Favre needs a reality check (35%, 131 Votes)
  • I care about this like I care about what Bryant Gumbel had for breakfast yesterday (26%, 98 Votes)

Total Voters: 372

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6 Comments For This Post

  1. 0C Beach Says:

    Hi Im Aaron Rodgers, life sucks.

  2. LA Chick Says:

    LMFAO- Whitlock is a clown. A big clown….literally

  3. Da Bears Says:

    Ted’s just doing his job. Cut him some slack. Brett’s wishy washiness brought this all on.

  4. Ed Hochuli Says:

    Personal Foul- Indecisiveness.

  5. Andrew Says:

    Let him play Ted or prepare to Cheesed! https://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/bring-back-brett-favre

  6. Da Bears Says:

    agree with Andrew

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