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Thursdays are better when they start off with ass-tromonical pictures from random volleyball tournaments.

 Here are the first nine stories we’ll be examining today from around the NFL…. while you pull your donkey to these three biscuits.  

Morning Headlines 

Agent: Flacco agrees to five-year deal with Ravens

Report: NFL hiring experts to look for gang signs

Steelers sale would affect Heinz Field financing

Dolphins QB McCown injured in chain saw accident

Franchised Suggs, Ravens can’t come to extension

Bears add former Lions RB Jones to backfield

Titans, Haynesworth can’t agree on long-term deal

Hamlin, Cowboys come to terms on 6-year deal

Scouts: Cowboys, Chargers have best