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Number 5 is Cynthia Smith.  Her baby boy is Browns defensive lineman Shaun Smith.   We cannot express enough how poised and well put together Cynthia looks in this pic.  Mmmmmm. Mmmmmmmm.   Plus, can you say “free tickets” to the Browns games?  

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Olivia “O-O-O” Manning is our Number 4 rated MILF. She’s the proud mother of Peyton, Eli, and whats his name.  Beautiful and classy - much like Stiffler’s mom in American Pie.  The pedigree here is a Genetic Engineering Program’s wet dream.  67% chance of producing a Super Bowl MVP-  makes us so hawny. “Olivia, Olivia.  Pass the Grey Poupon, Dear.”

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Awwww hell no she didn’t.  Yes she did.    Donovan’s mom, Wilma is Number 3 on our list.  Not only is she vice president of the NFL Mother’s Association, but she can cook a mean ass dish.  Big personality = Big Love in our book.  

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Time to get down to “Bid-ness”.  Meet Angela Curley, Number 2 and mother to Arizona Cardinals DE Travis LaBoy.  Yeahhh Boyyy!  Yo mama so hot…. We’ll be up at Cardinals camp at the end of this month, hopefully Mommy will grace us with her presence.

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[Drum roll] Finally, the top NFL Player’s MILF for 2008 is….Matt and Tim Hasselbecks mom, Betsy.  Betsy could be categorized in the Olivia Manning group….but without the Super Bowl thing…and producing children with full heads of hair.  

Anyway, Congrats Betsy!  You did it!