thicker 5

Everything is bigger is Texas, including Number 5’s quads. She is not afraid to let her thighs bust out.  She isn’t fat and could kick your azz in a leg wrestling match. 

What?  You don’t like?  She don’t care.  Apologize.

thick 4

Obviously Number 4 has a round mound of junk, and yes, she will go for seconds at the Golden Coral.  Don’t be mad at her for appreciating deep fried foods.   Support her.  She is the NFLJuice winner for Best Proportioned, in case you were wondering.  [whistles and some claps]

thick 3

Unlike number 4,  Number 3 is NOT proportioned.  ”Bottom heavy”, “low rider”, or whatever you decide to call her, she is definitely curvier below the belt.  Note:  Not our favorite may be your dream girl.  If you love her you need to tell her.  Call her or email her, bro! [awkward silence]

thick 2

Leg thickness on Number 2 does not quite taper the way we prefer.  Beautiful girl, just not our favorite of the bunch.  Are we mad at her?  No, and you shouldn’t be either.  [golf clap]

 

thick 1

And the big weiner is…….Junk in the trunk girl. Yeahhhhhh.   Is she the same chick as number 3?  For the sake of our case study, lets assume not.

 Without a doubt, this cupcake dominates our list like Matty Leinart at a high school kegger. 

Take care, drive safely.  And remember, round is not always a bad thing.  [2 or 3 slow claps]