Jennifer Ellison

For this Mornings Boner, we’ll take a close look at Maxim girl Jennifer Ellison.  She was born in Liverpool, England, got into modeling, probably had a stagedad or stagemom, yadda yadda yadda.

Check out her sexy roller skates.  Did you know that…..

The first recorded use of roller skates was in a London stage performance in 1743. The inventor of this skate is lost to history. The first recorded skate inventor was John-Joseph Merlin, who demonstrated a primitive inline skate with metal wheels in 1760. The first patented roller skate design was patented in France by M. Petitbled, in 1819. These early skates were similar to today’s inline skates, but they were not very maneuverable; it was very difficult with these skates to do anything but move in a straight line and perhaps make wide sweeping turns.  [wikipedia]

Yep, we just wasted 4 minutes of your day.