Tony Romo has officially arrived. Football is no longer his claim to fame. He has achieved his first US Weekly cover shot. We’re convinced this is all made possible by Jessica’s super stagedad, Joe. This kind of stuff does wonders for her career as a ______________.
Sorry to beat this neverending story down, but we are under contract with Papa Joe Simpson and are required to post 3-6 stories per week about Jessica and Tony. Respect.
[The Big Lead]
June 4th, 2008
this doesn’t make tony gay. It makes him a stud.
June 4th, 2008
Romo is more interested in his celebrity than he is football fact.
June 4th, 2008
Jessica is still hot. End of discussion
June 4th, 2008
hilarious- Romo is a good guy.
June 4th, 2008
lol- Joe Simpson is hot.
June 4th, 2008
enough with these two tabloid whores
June 4th, 2008
agreed!!!!! Football not Fame!
June 4th, 2008
lol- why is this guy still hangin out in the limelight. He’s smarter than this. Totally seems like the kind of guy that would not be like this.
June 4th, 2008
Jessica is making him look whipped. He looks like a loser.
June 4th, 2008
I can’t believe he puts up with her crap. She’s whoring him out to all the media and he’s clueless. Daddy Joe has him where she wants him.