Todays Top Junk

From the Blog Ghetto

Beer, Bad Language at Petco Park  [Busted Coverage]

Media Approval Ratings [Deadspin]

Chiefs are men of faith [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Guess that ass [Barstool Sports]

Cooley Gets Married Tomorrow [With Leather]

ASU cool guys that Nik would like to remove [The Dirty]

Jessica Simpson checks Lady Humps [Holy Taco]

The science of a nut shot [Tasty Booze]

Is Matt Ryan worth the money? [The Big Lead]

 

From the Yahoo Suburbs

Coach implies DE Taylor is done in Miami

Indicted Grant still trains with Saints

Bears RB Benson looks to clear name

T.O.: Expiring contract ‘not a problem’

Steroids dealer names players to NFL

Cardinals’ Boldin, Dockett skip workouts

Browns miffed by Winslow’s absence