David Jacobs

A convicted steroids dealer, David Jacobs, met with NFL security officials in the Dallas area Wednesday and gave them names of players he said bought steroids from him, his lawyer said.

His lawyer, Hank Hockeimer (real name),  declined to rat reveal which players bought steroids from Jacobs.

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In a non-related story, Carrot Top is jacked.  HGH?  Eye liner?