Junk Alert

[Photo: Bob Rosato/SI]

 

Beep Beep Beep. This is an automated message from the Emergency Junk Broadcasting System.  

The Orlando Magic Cheerleaders are tops according to inside Juice sources.  We’re pleased to announce that this dancer, and her very exceptional booty,  has set off the Junk Alert.  Congrats pumpkin, Daddy’s proud of you.

This Junk Alert is….

  • the truth (53%, 226 Votes)
  • a false alarm, I smell Cougar (47%, 197 Votes)

Total Voters: 423

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