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Walmart to Andre Johnson: Suck it

Fri, May 16, 2008

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Andre Johnson Walmart

Andre Johnson has a charity that ordered 750 bikes from Wal-Mart, to be given to underpriviledged kids at an event for his charity.   Wal-Mart, in return,  agreed to donate water and ice to the event. 

Supposedly there was a problem with the bike order, so Johnson ended up buying fewer bikes than planned. Wal-Mart countered by not giving the water and ice as promised.

The Andre Johnson Foundation got played like a flute.  Wal-Mart, according to TMZ is trying to make matters good.  [TMZ]

FYI: The old lady in this picture was not responsible for the ‘water and ice’ hold-out.  That’s Gladys, the best damn greeter west of the Mississippi.

I predict next season that Andre Johnson will…..

  • Have a break out season (42%, 235 Votes)
  • Suck (41%, 229 Votes)
  • I don’t care, the Texans blow goats (16%, 90 Votes)

Total Voters: 554

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34 Comments For This Post

  1. Dre Says:

    lmao

  2. playa hata Says:

    ditto, Walmart greeters are the nicest people alive

  3. AFC West Says:

    lol

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Walmart sucks.

  5. kline44 Says:

    Gladys is hot.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    lmao- Walmart is always doing chit like this

  7. Steve-o Says:

    What do you think about the Texans next year?

  8. 49er Power Says:

    I think they’re the Texans. They’ll pretty much always suck…

  9. Chi Town Says:

    You should talk 49er boy

  10. Pats fan Says:

    You should talk Chi Town….Orton, Grossman….hahahahaahahaha

  11. Raider Nation Says:

    Andre Johnson has big fantasy value next year. I got that feeling

  12. Sd21 Says:

    he’s not in my top 10 for WR’s. too inconsistent.

  13. PackBacker Says:

    Yeah, I thought the sme thing. He’s a little bit inconsistent and I’m unsure of the QB position.

  14. hahahahahaah Says:

    wtf it up this this old hag.

  15. Anonymous Says:

    Walmart sucks–

  16. JP Says:

    Course it definitely sucks. Definitely sucks…..

  17. LMFAO Says:

    …:)

  18. Rex Grossman Says:

    Is that really Gladys, Juice? Come on. That’s not her name.

  19. vike84 Says:

    Pats will win the SUper Bowl next season. You heard it here first.

  20. RB34 Says:

    LOL- Nice Walmart pic. Why are they always old as dirt.

  21. Anonymous Says:

    Gladys has plus 2’s?

  22. Texans Says:

    Dre is top 3 in the league. Pick him up in your fantasy league…..trust me. Inside source…..

  23. Nawlins25 Says:

    what are you smokin in Houston Tex? Can I get some?

  24. Texans Says:

    Trust me my uncle works for the team—

  25. Dazed and Confused Says:

    So does my Grnadma Gladys retard.

  26. Dazed and Confused Says:

    Grandma!

  27. Anonymous Says:

    Dre will have a breakout year next season….

  28. I doubt Says:

    it. He’s not getting any younger, and Mike Sherman is linked ot the offense.

  29. Cougar Killa Says:

    No chance. Texans are on the way out.

  30. Schlitz Says:

    Texans are definitely on the rise. You could see it happening towards the end of last season. Sage is a stud.

  31. Seattle Slut Says:

    mute point.

  32. tank Says:

    walmart blows goats? WTF hilarious

  33. Jim55 Says:

    Love the site! LMAO

  34. Bend over Benny Says:

    ditto yo.

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