Sorry Purdue fans, we F-ed up the pic of Torri.  Actually, the pic was sent to us by one of your student body- based on email.   Nice to know that even your students are unable to recognize the senior starters on the football team.  We promise to verify all future Purdue pics before posting.  

Torri Williams

Torri S. Williams is a 21year-old kid who plays Big 10 football at Purdue.  As a college football player, getting chicks in the sack is supposed to be easy- it goes with the territory.   It also goes with the territory of all college students to wear protection, and we don’t mean a helmet and padded headboard.  

Torri knows this, that’s why he decided to hit up Pay Less Super Market on “Greenbush” Street (No pun intended).  While there,  Tizzle Wizzle grabbed condoms and instead of bringing them up to the register to be paid for, he put them in his coat and headed for the exit.  He is now being investigated for “suspicion” of stealing condoms. [BustedCoverage]

Torri, don’t worry bro.  We know how embarrassing buying condoms can be.  We have a solution for you. Don’t steal.  Instead, buy the condoms….along with a lawn chair, bottle of KY Jelly, and one pork chop. The cashier will be horrified.  Thanks, take care.