Gould Gets Paid, Will Now Get Laid

Tue, May 13, 2008

Robbie Gould became the highest paid kicker, agreeing to a five-year, $15.5 million contract extension with the Chicago Bears that includes a $4.25 million signing bonus on Monday.

The deal runs through 2013.

“I’m excited about the contract I signed,” Gould, who had a year left on his contract, said during a conference call with reporters. “I’m excited to be a Bear. … This is definitely a win-win on both ends.” [Yahoo}

He then went on to say that his pay increase will likely get him laid. (Chant) ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!!