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    Cedric Benson Likes Boating….While Smashed

    By Juice Staff

    Cedric Benson

    Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson decided to take 15 of his closest friends aboard a 30-ft. boat.   He was stopped by a Lower Colorado River Authority officer for a random safety inspection. 

    Cedric failed a sobriety test.  To prove his innocence, Ced reisted the officers and was pepper sprayed.  Officials dragged him to shore and arrested him. 

    Ced-B falls under our “NFL Dumbass” list for this boner move.  Why?  Because homeboy is rich and could easily afford to hire a boat operator,  get hammered, and enjoy life- all for a little under $100/hr,  according to Chicagoland Marine Guru Jeff Robinson (whom we contacted on Sunday). 

    Why risk it, Ced?  Now Orton’s pissed, and you know what that means.

    Topics: NFL DUI, NFL dumbasses |

    6 Responses to “Cedric Benson Likes Boating….While Smashed”

    1. smith Says:
      May 5th, 2008

      Orton would never do this

    2. Chi Town Says:
      May 5th, 2008

      He was framed!!!

    3. Anonymous Says:
      May 5th, 2008

      CEDDDDDDDDDD!!!! Damn it.

    4. eric Says:
      May 5th, 2008

      just read a report on ESPN that he’s likely going to be traded.

    5. tony da tiger Says:
      May 5th, 2008

      all for one little boating thing. wow.

    6. Indy18 Says:
      May 5th, 2008

      I heard Peyton was on the boat too

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