Birthday Ballers (Dolphin Petting Edition)

Wes Welker (27)

During the Patriots’ June 2007 minicamp, Tom Brady compared Welker to a Labrador retriever; Welker himself owns a chocolate Lab named after Steve Nash, a point guard for the Phoenix Suns.  This might be the dumbest thing we’ve ever posted.

Josh Reed (28)

Curtis Martin (35)