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Top Draft Prospects… That Won’t Get Laid
By Juice Staff
We call them “specialists” because they are good at kicking and punting the ball. They are discriminated against by the other players, fans, and groupies for being different.
Some of them, like Pittsburgh’s Jeff Reed, turn to drinking and rooster-style hairdo’s to gain limelight. Others, like Chicago’s Robbie Gould, sadly remain unheard.
Fans rarely wear kicker jerseys. When is the last time you saw a bad ass Gostowski jersey? To kickers everywhere, we raise our plastic cups.
This years top 5 specialists entering the draft are….
1. Punter- Durant Books, Ga. Tech (Ray Guy Award Winner)
2. Kicker- Steven Hauschka, NC State (8 for 8 from past 40)
3. Kicker- Brandon Coutu, Georgia (Bad hamstring)
4. Kicker- Art Carmody, Louisville (NCAA career-record 433 points)
5. Kicker- Taylor Mehlhaff, Wisconsin (Made 21 of 25 FGs)
The Lonesome Kicker by Adam Sandler
Topics: 2008 NFL Free Agency |
April 25th, 2008
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April 25th, 2008
is the man!
April 25th, 2008
what are you talking about, kickers pull ladies all the time…….high school ladies.
April 25th, 2008
LMFAO- How about Nate?
April 25th, 2008
who’s less likely to score, kickers or punters….
I say punters.
April 25th, 2008
LOL-
April 25th, 2008
[…] 3. Kicker- Brandon Coutu, Georgia (Bad hamstring). 4. Kicker- Art Carmody, Louisville (NCAA career-record 433 points). 5. Kicker- Taylor Mehlhaff, Wisconsin (Made 21 of 25 FGs). The Lonesome Kicker by Adam Sandler … Source: Top Draft Prospects… That Won’t Get Laid […]