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Shockey Is Pissed, Doesn’t Know Why
By Juice Staff
Jeremy Shockey is always pissed about something. When his team sucked, he was mad. His team is now great, and he wants a trade. The fact of the matter is, somebody didn’t hug him enough when he was a kid. And honestly, we’re not sure he even knows what makes him happy- well, besides a table full of liquor and hot chicks.
Is Shockey a good TE? Yes, he has four Pro Bowls. Is Shockey a guy that would be cool to party with? For sure. Is he better than Kevin Boss and worth the hassle? Decide below. If you don’t vote, you have a mancrush on Bill Parcells and his hairy mangina.
If I were the Giants GM, I would…..
- Trade his ass, Boss is better (46%, 532 Votes)
- Take him to a strip club to unwind (37%, 427 Votes)
- Keep Shockey, he built that program (17%, 203 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,162
Loading …Topics: 2008 NFL Free Agency, NFL Trade Rumors |
April 24th, 2008
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April 24th, 2008
cut him, KEvin is better
April 24th, 2008
plus, he gets hurt way to much
April 24th, 2008
yeah, he’s a virus- cut him
April 24th, 2008
nobody cares, the GIants got lucky last year.
April 24th, 2008
cut him!!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2008
Hes a drama queen
April 24th, 2008
I say keep him
April 24th, 2008
I like hairy mangina!
April 24th, 2008
Parcels is ripped
April 24th, 2008
Shockey is a crybaby
April 24th, 2008
my vote is to let that douche go
April 24th, 2008
agree with the waterboy
April 24th, 2008
hilarious post. Best of the day
April 24th, 2008
“Someone didn’t hug you when you were little”
Talladega nights- lmfao
April 24th, 2008
send him our way
April 24th, 2008
he blows goats.
April 24th, 2008
partier