Jeremy Shockey is always pissed about something. When his team sucked, he was mad. His team is now great, and he wants a trade. The fact of the matter is, somebody didn’t hug him enough when he was a kid. And honestly, we’re not sure he even knows what makes him happy- well, besides a table full of liquor and hot chicks.
Is Shockey a good TE? Yes, he has four Pro Bowls. Is Shockey a guy that would be cool to party with? For sure. Is he better than Kevin Boss and worth the hassle? Decide below. If you don’t vote, you have a mancrush on Bill Parcells and his hairy mangina.
If I were the Giants GM, I would…..
- Trade his ass, Boss is better (46%, 532 Votes)
- Take him to a strip club to unwind (37%, 427 Votes)
- Keep Shockey, he built that program (17%, 203 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,162
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April 24th, 2008 at 7:46 am
cut him, KEvin is better
April 24th, 2008 at 7:47 am
plus, he gets hurt way to much
April 24th, 2008 at 7:47 am
yeah, he’s a virus- cut him
April 24th, 2008 at 7:48 am
nobody cares, the GIants got lucky last year.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:48 am
cut him!!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2008 at 7:49 am
Hes a drama queen
April 24th, 2008 at 7:49 am
I say keep him
April 24th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I like hairy mangina!
April 24th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Parcels is ripped
April 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Shockey is a crybaby
April 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
my vote is to let that douche go
April 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
agree with the waterboy
April 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
hilarious post. Best of the day
April 24th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
“Someone didn’t hug you when you were little”
Talladega nights- lmfao
April 24th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
send him our way
April 24th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
he blows goats.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
partier