Player of the Day, Hands Down…..Pants

By Juice Staff

His name is Brady Smith, and he has a dream to one day play professional football.  Currently, he is a defensive lineman for Boston College.

Friday night, Brady was in the mood for something hot and sexy…..perhaps a girl.  Like most guys do, he went to a club to get his “drink on” and meet ladies.  Brady hit on chicks, but chicks were not digging his game. 

The football star got rejected by the girl he wanted. So, he did what any psycho would do.   He followed her back to her apartment, snuck into her bedroom while she slept, and gave her “bad touch” below the waist.  Said the girl in a report, “Once I was able to come to/wake up, I noticed that it was Brady Smith and I realized that his hand was down my pants”

Brady was arrested and held on $50,000 bail.  He’s the third BC player from the 2007 team to get arrested. 

Dude, first things first.  You need to tighen up your game.  Be creative with your pick-up lines.  Ask her if she’s wearing “space pants”.  Then, after she says “No idiot, I’m not”, you say:  Just wondering, because your ass is outta this world.  Now let me buy you drinky drink.  

 Oh, and about the hand down pants while unconscious thing, get help fast.  Chris Hansen is pissed at you.

Topics: 2008 NFL Draft |