Fivehead n.- An extremely large forehead. ex. That dudes fivehead created a glare that blinded the entire audience.
Peyton Manning showed up to his little brother’s wedding in Mexico this past weekend with a new and improved look. Yes, it appears that Peyton has reduced his fivehead. Good job, big brother.
Said an anonymous hairstylist: “By cutting his hair shorter and letting it fall forward, Peyton’s shiny forehead was better contained.”
If you or someone you know is suffering from Fivehead, please consult a specialist today. Together, we can end fivehead.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
lmfao! Peyton is the man though, forehead or not
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
terrible. just terrible. lol
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
Peyton is going for the Timberlake look. Nice
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
Peyton for president.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
He is the face of the NFL. and forehead.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
that would’ve been a sweet wedding to be at. Abby’s friends are all hot.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
hilarious–
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
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April 23rd, 2008 at 11:42 am
welcome aboard E