Fivehead n.- An extremely large forehead. ex. That dudes fivehead created a glare that blinded the entire audience.
Peyton Manning showed up to his little brother’s wedding in Mexico this past weekend with a new and improved look. Yes, it appears that Peyton has reduced his fivehead. Good job, big brother.
Said an anonymous hairstylist: “By cutting his hair shorter and letting it fall forward, Peyton’s shiny forehead was better contained.”
If you or someone you know is suffering from Fivehead, please consult a specialist today. Together, we can end fivehead.
April 23rd, 2008
lmfao! Peyton is the man though, forehead or not
April 23rd, 2008
terrible. just terrible. lol
April 23rd, 2008
Peyton is going for the Timberlake look. Nice
April 23rd, 2008
Peyton for president.
April 23rd, 2008
He is the face of the NFL. and forehead.
April 23rd, 2008
hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
April 23rd, 2008
that would’ve been a sweet wedding to be at. Abby’s friends are all hot.
April 23rd, 2008
hilarious–
April 23rd, 2008
this site is the bomb- just discovered it today!
April 23rd, 2008
welcome aboard E