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    Eli’s Magical Honeymoon

    By Juice Staff

    Eli Manning

    Eli Manning and his new bride, Abby, were recently seen enjoying the married life on their honeymoon. According to TMZ, Abby was reading a book about Darfur. We did our own research to see was Eli was reading.

    As we suspected, Eli was reading a magical tale about modern wizards. Said Eli, “Today’s wizards are more subtle in their powers and more discerning in their ways”

    No word yet on whether Eli got laid or not.   PS-  How sucky is out photoshop work?

    Topics: NFL Celebrities |

    11 Responses to “Eli’s Magical Honeymoon”

    1. Busted Coverage » Daily Dump: Jim Plunkett’s Daughter Double Fists, Macho Man Looking Old, Webb Vs. Zito And Megan Fox & Fox Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      […] How Eli has been spending his honeymoon [NFL Juice] […]

    2. Nfl » Eli’s Magical Honeymoon Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      […] Juice Staff wrote an interesting post today on Eliâ

    3. Anonymous Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      That is FUNNY… doesn’t suprise me though

    4. Dan Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      normal?

    5. Hazean Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      Nice photoshop … oops … I mean photo.

    6. Anonymous Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      That’s dumb. You can see the book is called “The Match” It’s a golf book.

    7. dre Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      LMFAO!!! of course is photoshop you dumb sh!t Hazean!!!

    8. Anonymous Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      seriously, you guys. It a photoshop joke.

    9. Thats Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      hilarious! Yeah its a golf book.

    10. AFC West Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      lmfao!

    11. Joe Paterno Says:
      April 23rd, 2008

      great post

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